Republican Senator Busted Watching Porn While Debating Abortion Bill

| May 3, 2010 | 7 Comments

Oopsie. Don’t ya hate it when your family values get tangled up in the skanky reality of your everyday life? I mean, if you’ve been busy repressing all those thoughts along with women’s rights, you know…it can get stuffy.

Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion

Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion

The Sunshine State News reports:

“On Thursday morning, Sunshine State News captured exclusive video of Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor.

Ironically, as Bennett is viewing the material, you can hear a senator’s voice in the background debating a controversial abortion bill.

“I’m against this bill,” said the voice, “because it disrespects too many women in the state of Florida.”"

Yes, I’m sure you are against this bill….Sir.

You can watch this embarrassing, er, revealing, episode here but NSFW (for YOUR work, that is):

“But the one image we caught on camera wasn’t the only thing Bennett had viewed. It appears other files, including at least two videos, may have been downloaded, too. He was also caught on camera watching a video of a dog running out of the water and shaking itself off. It is unclear if he also thought that was an email about a bill being debated on the floor.

We offered Bennett an opportunity to prove his statements to Sunshine State News by showing the executive editor and videographer the email record with a government-related subject line, but after talking to the Senate’s top lawyer, he declined to let us see those records.

This revealing video comes just weeks after an investigation found a number of federal Securities and Exchange Commission employees had been spending several hours visiting pornographic websites on government-issued computers when they should have been working.”

Yes….gosh, I’m just all heated up about this here abortion bill and how wrong it is….and I can’t help but wonder just how many of the girls the good senator has ogled have had an abortion? And if I were to pursue this line of thought, how many of the young girls he has ogled down at the Sip and Stare Strip Joint next to his church on route 56 have had an abortion? How about any of the girls so unfortunate as to date this man….Oh, but so long as the girls are available for him to ogle, who cares how they got there or what they might need, right? It’s God’s way! And I’m sure the good senator wears a condom…Oh, I kid, I kid!

Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion. Good to know.

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  1. Blue Doggy says:

    On taxpayers time and dime.

  2. mcmgrant says:

    Yep. Looks like the Party of Family Values is caught again with their fingers inside the naughty cookie jar. Hypocrisy thy name is Republican.

  3. Leonard Krivitsky, MD says:

    And then the same people want to keep arresting medical marijuana patients in order to “defend family values” and to “protect our children”.

  4. HR says:

    Hypocrites!

  5. fubar says:

    Since when is a picture of girls in bikinis “porn”?

  6. crystalwolfakacaligrl says:

    Some people are too stupid to get it….

  7. sarah jones says:

    Apparently so – let me guess, Fubar, you are a man, right?

    Not only is this a misuse of government computers and a clear indication that he is not doing his job, but it’s an INSULT to women. He is objectifying women as he listens to a debate about women’s rights over their own body!

    How can you NOT get that?

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