Oil Lovin’ Hogs Support Alternative Transportation………….er, well, sort of….
I mean, if you believe Republicans love America, I guess this will fly with you. Drill baby drill and all of that.
But no. Some courageous patriots who don’t want us all to die or kill off our entire ecosystem were protesting the idiots who still buy gas at BP when the police came and blocked the bike lane so cars could get to the oils and gasses (aka, our precious most precious children)!!!!
Because, my friends, you see….money really does buy democracy! And what is patriotic when the teabaggers do it, is no longer patriotic when water loving liberals do it! Silly liberals. We don’t need no stinkin’ water!
Now, if y’all had brought a loaded weapon to this here protest, it would all be kosher!
That’s how we roll here in these “free” United States.