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Good Morning, PoliticusUSA; You’ve Been PWNed by TiGER-M@TE!
Good morning, PoliticusUSA; you’ve been PWNed by “TiGER-M@TE”! I’m writing to you from a secure, non-disclosed location known as GOP Clown Show. Don’t ask, and I won’t tell. This morning when I opened PoliticusUSA to share my colleagues’ morning stories, an ominous black page replaced my story from last night on Occupy Wall Street. This [...]
Is Palin Inhalin’? A Newly Trout Pouted Sarah Palin Pushes the Pot
A newly trout pouted Palin (those dead fish are swimmin’ upstream) pushes POT as the New Savior of the American Patriot on our Nations’ Ministry of Truth while old guard real former governor Huckabee mocks how high the quittin’ half-term governor is in her interview. I’m sure he was just kidding – right, Gov?
Patriot Protests Bush with Toilet Paper — Danger!
Dan has super cool toilet paper with which you can celebrate the ending to the W reign of terror, or if you prefer, you can use it to decorate patriots’ lawns in protest of their armed appearances at our Presidnt’s appearances. Oh, no, I kid. You know Homeland Security is just waiting to arrest nice liberal artists and toilet paper collectors who dare to litter the homes of our nation’s true patriots!
Eco-lovin’ Freedom Fighters Boycot BP
Some courageous patriots who don’t want us all to die or kill off our entire ecosystem were protesting the idiots who still buy gas at BP when the police came and blocked the bike lane so cars could get to the oils and gasses (aka, our precious most precious children)!!!!
The Left is Scared of God ‘n Country: Thoughts from a Conservative (Parody, not Oxymoron)
Those mealy mouthed libertards who bash Sarah Palin are just scared of her. Scared because she represents God and Country as only a power-seeking secessionist could. They don’t understand liberty or George Washington like we do because George Soros has ‘em all brain-washed with Acorns.
Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy
Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy and Constituents Speak Out! The Republicans are engaged in high stakes game of hold laundering, meant to bring government to a standstill and hopefully make the country ungovernable so they can win a few elections this year…
Republican Energy Policy: Drill Baby Drill, Spill Baby Spill, Burn Baby Burn
“Drill baby drill!” The Republican bumper sticker energy policy is not lookin’ so hot…Thanks to the last 8 years of massive deregulation, we now have 40% if our wetlands being attacked by oil slicks. A haunting look back at the leaders of “drill baby drill” and the mindless drones following them.
