Category: Sarah Jones
Patriot Protests Bush with Toilet Paper — Danger!
Dan has super cool toilet paper with which you can celebrate the ending to the W reign of terror, or if you prefer, you can use it to decorate patriots’ lawns in protest of their armed appearances at our Presidnt’s appearances. Oh, no, I kid. You know Homeland Security is just waiting to arrest nice liberal artists and toilet paper collectors who dare to litter the homes of our nation’s true patriots!
Eco-lovin’ Freedom Fighters Boycot BP
Some courageous patriots who don’t want us all to die or kill off our entire ecosystem were protesting the idiots who still buy gas at BP when the police came and blocked the bike lane so cars could get to the oils and gasses (aka, our precious most precious children)!!!!
Polls of Mass Hysteria: Republicans Are Taking Country Back!
Another slow news day. Oil is still leaking (or, as they say on Fox News, sharing or merging with ocean and critters — no PROBLEM though) and no one can stop it — not even President Obama, who is after all, responsible for everything including my failure to brush my teeth last night. We really need to vote him out of office. Remember the good old days, when the Chief sneered out “nuk-u-leer” with great affection? Sigh. Anyhoo, news is slow so OUT COME THE POLLS.
APPARENTLY, DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE SOME SEATS IN THE HOUSE THIS FALL! (Gasp! Get the smelling salts!)
$: The Governor Formerly Known as Sarah Palin
$: The Governor Formerly Known as Sarah Palin The half-term governor formerly known as Sarah Palin has something in common with Prince: She is now known as a symbol rather than a name. Yes, when you see the $ sign, you know it’s a short hand reference to the half-term secessionist. $ is sort of [...]
How the Republicans Lost PA 12
If you wonder how the Republicans lost PA12, just watch this horrible ad where they bash healthcare, Pelosi, Obama, liberals…..See, not everyone hates liberals or Obama or Pelosi or healthcare.
Important to Read and Share: IMAGINE IF THE TEA PARTY WAS BLACK
Let’s play a game, shall we? The name of the game is called “Imagine.” The way it’s played is simple: we’ll envision recent happenings in the news, but then change them up a bit. Instead of envisioning white people as the main actors in the scenes we’ll conjure – the ones who are driving the action – we’ll envision black folks or other people of color instead. The object of the game is to imagine the public reaction to the events or incidents, if the main actors were of color, rather than white. Whoever gains the most insight into the workings of race in America, at the end of the game, wins.
Republican Hypocrite Souder on Video with his Mistress Preaching Abstinence Only
If you thought the hypocrisy of the Family Values Republicans like Argentinian Trail Hiking Sanford swinging at C-Street was disgusting, check this out. Here is Rep Souder (R-IN) being interviewed by the woman he has been having an affair with, while smugly calling out Democrats for their failure to legislate morality (not a truly conservative value, FYI) over their insistence that Abstinence Only does not work – this has been proven by….Bristol Palin as well as those loathsome “supposed” scientists conducting research for the high-minded fact-lovin’ freaks on the left.
Don’t Drunk Dial Freedom Works!
For the love of God, people, stop drunk dialing the astroturfing plastic Jesus at Freedom Works! You are NEVER going to get off the teat of Big Government if you keep harassing the lobbyists like this! Just look at the Geico guy! Fox and Freedom Works stuck it to him like good Fascists would and [...]
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME on You, W! Musical Vent Wednesday
The HBO series “Treme” had a great song on the other night: Shame, Shame, Shame W! It captured my heart, and I knew it would yours:-)
Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy
Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy and Constituents Speak Out! The Republicans are engaged in high stakes game of hold laundering, meant to bring government to a standstill and hopefully make the country ungovernable so they can win a few elections this year…
