Category: Sarah Jones
Police Mace Two Non-Threatening Female Protesters at Occupy Wall Street
Among the crowds gathered in Union Square and elsewhere today in New York as a part of the occupation of Wall Street movement, 60-80 of the protesters are said to have been arrested, one person for taking a photo. Two young women were sprayed with what is said to be Mace/pepper spray by police, for [...]
Good Morning, PoliticusUSA; You’ve Been PWNed by TiGER-M@TE!
Good morning, PoliticusUSA; you’ve been PWNed by “TiGER-M@TE”! I’m writing to you from a secure, non-disclosed location known as GOP Clown Show. Don’t ask, and I won’t tell. This morning when I opened PoliticusUSA to share my colleagues’ morning stories, an ominous black page replaced my story from last night on Occupy Wall Street. This [...]
Sarah Palin Proposes a Hunting Trip to Dick Cheney
Sarah Palin Proposes a Hunting Trip to Dick Cheney
GOPClownShow Golden Elephant Turd Awards (aka; Bristol Palin “Acts”)
Like the Razzies, we here at GOPClownShow do the Golden Elephant Award every year to spread the values of Mock and Scorn around. Worst Actress Ever (worse than JLo in Gigli and Madonna in Swept Away because there is simply NO redeeming factor here): Bristol Palin in Secret Lives. A consolation prize goes to the editor and director, for staying on the other actress for as long as possible without making it appear that Bristol’s voice was floating disconnected from any human.
Is Palin Inhalin’? A Newly Trout Pouted Sarah Palin Pushes the Pot
A newly trout pouted Palin (those dead fish are swimmin’ upstream) pushes POT as the New Savior of the American Patriot on our Nations’ Ministry of Truth while old guard real former governor Huckabee mocks how high the quittin’ half-term governor is in her interview. I’m sure he was just kidding – right, Gov?
Patriot Protests Bush with Toilet Paper — Danger!
Dan has super cool toilet paper with which you can celebrate the ending to the W reign of terror, or if you prefer, you can use it to decorate patriots’ lawns in protest of their armed appearances at our Presidnt’s appearances. Oh, no, I kid. You know Homeland Security is just waiting to arrest nice liberal artists and toilet paper collectors who dare to litter the homes of our nation’s true patriots!
Eco-lovin’ Freedom Fighters Boycot BP
Some courageous patriots who don’t want us all to die or kill off our entire ecosystem were protesting the idiots who still buy gas at BP when the police came and blocked the bike lane so cars could get to the oils and gasses (aka, our precious most precious children)!!!!
Polls of Mass Hysteria: Republicans Are Taking Country Back!
Another slow news day. Oil is still leaking (or, as they say on Fox News, sharing or merging with ocean and critters — no PROBLEM though) and no one can stop it — not even President Obama, who is after all, responsible for everything including my failure to brush my teeth last night. We really need to vote him out of office. Remember the good old days, when the Chief sneered out “nuk-u-leer” with great affection? Sigh. Anyhoo, news is slow so OUT COME THE POLLS.
APPARENTLY, DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE SOME SEATS IN THE HOUSE THIS FALL! (Gasp! Get the smelling salts!)
$: The Governor Formerly Known as Sarah Palin
$: The Governor Formerly Known as Sarah Palin The half-term governor formerly known as Sarah Palin has something in common with Prince: She is now known as a symbol rather than a name. Yes, when you see the $ sign, you know it’s a short hand reference to the half-term secessionist. $ is sort of [...]
