Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion. Don’t ya hate it when your family values get tangled up in the skanky reality of your everyday life? I mean, if you’ve been busy repressing all those thoughts along with women’s rights, you know…it can get stuffy.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been wondering exactly what conservatives stand for during the last…oh, 15 years or so. It seems to me that they stand for fidelity, unless they’re doing the cheating, and fiscal responsibility unless they’re actually in charge, and safety for America unless they’re actually in charge….So it was with great relief that I read this interview with Mitt Romeny, wherein he explained that conservatives think that only the states know what’s best for the people (unless they’re in charge at Federal level).