Kim Kardashian, that bastion of authenticity, just looooves Fox! The Liberal Elite from Evil Hollywood (as portrayed by the Ministry of Truth at Fox News) claims Fox is “very reputable and the only news in the house!”
Media Bistro reports:
“As you probably know by now — especially if you’re up to date on this back and forth between FishbowlDC and Greta Van Susteren — then you know Kim Kardashian was a guest of the Fox News host at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ dinner.
(no, I didn’t know this…I don’t watch Fox News or follow Kim-my-fake-ass-hurts Karsashian, but do go on…)
Kardashian tells CNSNews.com Fox News Channel is “a very reputable news channel. So when I have time, every time we’re getting ready in the morning, my step-dad Bruce [Jenner], he always has Fox News on. It’s like the only news in the house. So it depends on what room you go into: It’s either E! Entertainment, or news, Fox News.””
Oh, gee, I hope Kim’s legacy as the most plastic fantastic in all of Hollywood doesn’t tar the brand over there at Real America News — but wait! How could I missed that religion, family values, and plastic surgery are not oxymoronic conflicts of values but rather the NeoFamily Values of the porn-lovin’ Right!
Red states download more porn than blue states, particularly in those “bible belt areas”, so now the Fox Plastica Machine that they put all of their female hosts through makes a ton more sense. Nothing says lovin’ what God gave ya’ like paying 200,000 to get it all patriarched out! Dear God, fix me, so I can be an object and shatter some more glass ceilings, too also!
Kim’s ex came out today with a bunch of gossip on the “star”, calling her a back-stabber who doesn’t care about anyone or anything other than Fame. Well, specifically,he said, “She Is A Plastic Surgery-Loving ‘Fame Whore’”. Oh, get over the bitters, Mr Ex! Fame whorin’ is the new Jesus for the Right!
I say, Kim should run for Governor of California on the Republican ticket. She’s “hot”, stupid, and vacuous. She’s perfect. Or at least get her own show on Fox News. Oh, wait, those are the same things.