Police Mace Two Non-Threatening Female Protesters at Occupy Wall Street

Among the crowds gathered in Union Square and elsewhere today in New York as a part of the occupation of Wall Street movement, 60-80 of the protesters are said to have been arrested, one person for taking a photo. Two young women were sprayed with what is said to be Mace/pepper spray by police, for no apparent reason.

I guess you need to show up to rallies armed with an AK-47 and angry Don’t Tread on Me t-shirts in order to get any respect in this country.

Video of the demonstrations: In this clip you can enjoy watching a police officer shove a woman onto the sidewalk with more force than necessary among other treats (uploaded by greekcabanaboy):

Here we have a group of women, penned in, who are expressing horror at watching a friend get wrestled to the ground by five or six police officers. For this, they are sprayed with Mace.

I kid you not.

bYarlboro who uploaded this video wrote, “NYPD penned in and maced a group of young female protesters, you can see clearly through the video that they were posing no threat, and were even on the sidewalk…” Keep your eye out at the .45 second mark:

Just to be perfectly clear about what you just watched, I imported the video into iMovie and watched it frame by frame. Two young women at the front of the orange restraint are watching another citizen get taken to the ground forcefully and they’re upset. They use typical gestures to express this, hands up to their face, moaning, crying. They make no threatening move, nor are they causing a problem for anyone. They are already behind the orange restraint.

An officer in a white uniform steps up to the orange restraining net with the mace or pepper spray in his extended hand, already up and open, inserts his arm in between the other officers at the orange fence line, and just a foot or two away from the two girls, sprays right into the first girl’s face, she goes down and he moves over to the next girl. It all happens very quickly and it’s obvious that the officer approached with the intention of using the spray, although there are at least four other officers already standing there who do not seem alarmed.

Here’s a close up from the frame by frame:

and

These young women were not posing a threat or harm to anyone. They were already contained and making no move to escape. They expressing their right to peaceful assembly. They aren’t armed nor are they making threatening gestures.

According to Drury.edu,

The New York Police Department has these five stages set through which the use of force can progress. 1) verbal persuasion, 2) unarmed physical force, 3) force using non-lethal weapons, 4) force using impact weapons, 5) deadly force (AIUSAPolice Brutality 1999:2).

They also have many tools at their disposal when the need for using force arises. These include the police baton, mace, tasers, handcuffs, police dogs, and firearms. An officer of the law can be properly trained to administer the law in an unbiased way that will not violate a citizen’s rights, however, this is not happening across the United States.

Pepper spray is used in riot control and crowd control. It causes temporary blindness to allow officers to more easily restrain subjects. It can be deadly in rare cases.

I get that the officers are irritated and even scared of the potential of the crowd to turn dangerous, but escalation of force is a a basic no-no when it’s not necessary. Had these women or the people around them interpreted this as an attack on their safety, who knows what could have happened? And for what — to stop these women from crying?

I’m still at a loss as to any possible reason for the deliberate, planned use of pepper spray on already contained and non-threatening individuals.

What’s the reason for the use of pepper spray on these women, NYPD?

Note: This article has been re-posted in full from the original on PoliticusUSA due to the attack on our server today.

Sources:

Source for crowd number at union square and first video: Gothamist
Source for Mace: ABC News
h/t FreakOutNation

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Good Morning, PoliticusUSA; You’ve Been PWNed by TiGER-M@TE!

Good morning, PoliticusUSA; you’ve been PWNed by “TiGER-M@TE”!

I’m writing to you from a secure, non-disclosed location known as GOP Clown Show. Don’t ask, and I won’t tell.

This morning when I opened PoliticusUSA to share my colleagues’ morning stories, an ominous black page replaced my story from last night on Occupy Wall Street. This can’t be good, I thought. Then the page shrank down and began dancing all over my screen.

I chased it around for a few minutes, too sleepy to be alarmed.

Muttering under my breath (to say I am short tempered when it comes to technology is to put it mildly), I cursed the dancing box. I believe I may have called it the devil, but it’s all a blur now. I clicked and clicked and it ran and played.

Finally, I got it: “Server HackeD by TiGER-M@TE”

Ohhhhhhhhh………………

Good morning.

After just a few years as managing editor of PoliticusUSA, I’ve begun to accept the inevitability of trouble, so I’m not shocked or alarmed. There’s no transition period now between bad news and curiosity, not even a noticeable uptick in my breathing or heart rate. Every day another new form of humanity gone wild on the internet.

I’m curious — how can this be when we have the super duper security after that horrible Northern DDoS attack?

A quick trip to our server host tells us it’s not us, it’s them.

While this phrase offers little comfort at the end of a relationship, in the world of internet security, it is apparently quite the panacea for panic. These are words you want to hear on the internet.

Our host tells us, “InMotion Hosting
Security team members have traced this vulnerability to an authentication system and are working to patch this now.”

After talking to our internet security peeps, it turns out we weren’t actually hacked, but in fact we are among 700,000 sites impacted by an attack on our host. Yes, 700,000. The Data Center got hacked.

This is called a “PWN” hack. Yeah, InMotion got PWNed. OK. But I still love them. They’ve been worlds above our other hosts.

The good news is this is not a virus, it’s a defacement attack.

After numerous issues in the past, going back to the days when stories on a certain cold governor weren’t well received and a DDoS attack was launched against us, PoliticusUSA spends what little money it makes on security. If you want a real nightmare, try a DDoS attack that goes on for a week during which the host tells you they aren’t sure they can fix it. I won’t name that host but we are no longer with them. We are, however, still writing articles about people in power who do bad things.

Thanks to that attack (I can’t claim that Sarah Palin never did anything for me), we have an additional 3 layers of security for our site, but what good is that in an attack on your host? This attack, along with the recent vulnerabilities on Amazon Cloud Service, might be a good example of the suggestion that server side security and cloud computing still have their share of vulnerabilities. Hello, Reddit:-) I apologize to your readers for the dancing devil that greeted them this morning.

It’s been suggested that hackers do this sort of rather harmless defacement attack as a way to show off their skills in order to find work in the industry. They do have a working Hotmail account under their proud little hacking notice. And The Hacker News got this happy quote from the hackers, “I hack 700000 websites in one shot, this may be a new world Record. After submitting 200,000 domains,zone-h was going down again and again and became almost unresponsive in the end.so i was unable to submit all websites.so i’ve listed all domains in attachment. It was not just a server hack, actually whole data center got hacked.”

We are in good company, check out the also-afflicted.

I should be pissed off, but I’m actually rather amused at the creativity of out of work hackers. I’m very sorry for the readers who were annoyed or frightened by the seemingly scary message, but in the larger picture, this was as good as it gets when it comes breaches in internet security. Nothing was permanently harmed and there is no virus.

Just some hackers showing off their mad skills, perhaps looking for work or just amusing themselves as they did when they defaced Google’s Bangladesh website. I might suggest to them that it’s a shame that they ruined my Occupy Wall Street story, which is about people who are also out of work due to the greed and corruption of our political system, and that perhaps the hackers could show solidarity with those folks by showing off in more effective ways, but I have learned that not everyone gives a crap about solidarity and truly, it wasn’t personal.

It wasn’t us, it was them.

Good morning, PoliticusUSA; you’ve been PWNed by “TiGER-M@TE”!

The Wall Street Story has been reposted here on ClownShow.

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Sarah Palin Proposes a Hunting Trip to Dick Cheney

Sarah Palin Dick Cheney Hunting Video

Sarah Palin Dick Cheney Hunting Video

Sarah Palin Proposes a Hunting Trip to Dick Cheney

This is too good to pass up on; xtranormal video made by Philip Munger of Progressive Alaska. Great job, Phil!

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Real Mama Grizzlies Rise Up Against Palin

Real Mama Grizzlies Rise Up Against Palin

Real Mama Grizzlies Rise Up Against Palin

Palin’s campaign ad of Mama Grizzlies stampeding DC horrified viewers from Fox News to Real America. In case you missed Palin’s campaign ad, I’ll recap it here:

“Pink elephants stampin’ to DC there, to reform and bell (sic) out the healthcare reform again, for the troops — sayin’, no, we moms, we just no (sic) when somethin’ is wrong. you can take your healthcare, Obama (sneer), our kids don’t need it, you evil brown man! Mama Grizzlies risin’ up to stampede again, and target those there who may not be doin’ what they – to – for THIS country, there. Blah, blah. Yada, yada. Sneer, sneer.”

Luckily, a Pitbull Trainer kept his eye on Palin and remade her horrid Grizzly Bear Stampede thingy:

Rise up, Real Mama Grizzlies! Rise up and make your voice heard in DC this fall!

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GOPClownShow Golden Elephant Turd Awards (aka; Bristol Palin “Acts”)

Image Courtesy of LaArtista

Image Courtesy of LaArtista

Like the Razzies, we here at GOPClownShow do the Golden Elephant Turd Award every year to spread the values of Mock and Scorn around in what we like to call the Republican Razzies!

In keeping with the GOPPER tradition of plagiarism, here is an explanation from Wikipedia without quotes:

The Golden Raspberry Awards, called the Razzies for short, is an annual award ceremony held in Los Angeles to recognize the worst in film. Founded by American copywriter and publicist John J.B. Wilson in 1981, the event precedes the corresponding Academy Award ceremony by one day. The term raspberry in the name is used in its irreverent sense, as in “blowing a raspberry”. The awards themselves typically cost US$4.79 each, in the form of a “golfball-sized raspberry” which sits atop a Super 8 mm film reel; the whole of which is spray-painted gold.

Blowing a raspberry or strawberry or making a Bronx cheer is to make a noise signifying derision (and/or silliness), made by sticking out the tongue between the lips and blowing to make a sound reminiscent of flatulence (not to be confused with John McCain grunting).

(end plagiarism here).

Worst Actress Ever (worse than JLo in Gigli and Madonna in Swept Away because there is simply NO redeeming factor here): Bristol Palin in Secret Lives. A consolation prize goes to the editor and director, for staying on the other actress for as long as possible without making it appear that Bristol’s voice was floating disconnected from any human. Had they used an animated ghost, it would have been more believable than this performance. Poor Bristol. At least she has Levi back now. Here ya’ go, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya’ first– this is what the drinks are for.

But while we’re on the subject, let’s run thru ‘em all. Any and all of ‘em that are put in front of us:

BIGGEST LIE OF THE YEAR

The Grass Roots Tea Party Movement / Freedom Works

WORST POLICY LIE OF THE YEAR
Sarah Palin / Death Panels

WORST ACTOR
BP / Profits First

WORST ACTRESS
Bristol Palin/ Secret Lives

WORST SUPPORTING APOLOGY TO A CORPORATE MASTER

Joe Barton / Apologizing to BP (again)

WORST SUPPORTING APOLOGY
Micheal Steele / Against the War He Was For

WORST TROUBLE COUPLE
Joe Lieberman and John McCain

WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL POLITICIAN (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)
Rand Paul / I’m for segregation

WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL
Tea Party/ KKK and Right Wing Militia Remake

WORST DIRECTOR

RNC / BondageGate

WORST SCREENPLAY

Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page/Ghost Writer

GOVERNOR’S AWARD for DISTINGUISHED UNDER- ACHIEVEMENT in CHOREOGRAPHY

Fox News / “Fair and Balanced” Tea Party Activism

Leave suggestions for runners-ups.

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Is Palin Inhalin’? A Newly Trout Pouted Sarah Palin Pushes the Pot

Is Palin Inhalin’? Tea Party Leader Sarah Palin Touts the Pot

Trout Pout Palin lovin' the Pot!

Trout Pout Palin lovin' the Pot!

A newly trout pouted Palin (those dead fish are swimmin’ upstream) pushes POT as the New Savior of the American Patriot on our Nations’ Ministry of Truth while old guard real former governor Huckabee mocks how high the quittin’ half-term governor is in her interview. I’m sure he was just kidding – right, Gov?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_XitNJOSGs&feature=player_embedded#!

But even if he was just kidding…..we have to thank Mikey Huckabee for drawing our nation’s attention to alternatively bugged out and drugged out eyes of our great Savior Sister Sarah, trying to catch her between bouts of mania and despair. Maybe he only did this to distract us from his “icky” comments (pun definitely intended):

The wonk room at Think Progress reported:

“Former Arkansas governor and current Fox News personality Mike Huckabee has a habit of trying to substantiate and explain away his off-the-cuff homophobic remarks with clarification statements that blame the offended parties for misunderstanding his biblically-inspired Evangelical Christian beliefs. After he likened gay marriage to incest and drug use, Huckabee issued a statement insisting that the activist gay journalist took his remarks out of context and appeared on Rosie O’Donnell’s radio show to explain that he really “respects” gay people, but disagrees about what’s ‘ideal’ for the children.”

Maybe Mikey thinks Palin is gay? Is that why he was mocking her for being high? Color me confused – I just thought her meds were off.

Potato, potato, if you know what I mean. The looming question of Tea Party Patriots the countrywide is Can Sarah Be Saved before 2012?

If she can’t, we know a former Governor who is gunnin’ for her position of glamor and high celebrity.

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Patriot Protests Bush with Toilet Paper — Danger!

Remember back when it was unpatriotic to protest the President, even if you did it with something innocuous like say toilet paper or country music (oh, Dixie Chicks, how dare you speak out of turn!)? Those were the days!

Artist and Bush toilet paper creator Roger Stein made a name for himself with his art exhibits protesting the “Worst President” (that would be W, not Obama, even though Obama is certainly a contender….seeing as he has done more for the liberal cause than any President since Lyndon Johnson — shudder!), so you know he’s not a Ril Merikan radical freedom loving anarchist.

George W Bush Toilet Paper -- finally where he deserves to be

George W Bush Toilet Paper -- finally where he deserves to be

Roger has super cool toilet paper with which you can celebrate the ending to the W reign of terror, or if you prefer, you can use it to decorate patriots’ lawns in protest of their armed rage at our President’s appearances. Oh, no, I kid. You know Homeland Security is just waiting to arrest nice liberal artists and toilet paper collectors who dare to litter the homes of our nation’s true patriots!

Roger’s toilet paper makes a great gift for those who still cling to their foolish resentment of the administration which brought us the Gulf Oil Spill and deregulated our drinking water for those nice oil and gas companies who just want to promote freedom here in the USA! USA! USA! Er, sorry, had a bout of Tourette’s there. Or, maybe you’re still mad about Katrina, the Iraq war, WMD, the outing of Valerie Plame, oh…..I dunno. You pick.

So get you some W toilet paper. He also makes Palin TP. Just sayin’. Can’t think of a better place for her words than wiping Americans’ bums.

This blog writer has no connection, real or imagined, to the artiste. Just a fan.

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Eco-lovin’ Freedom Fighters Boycot BP

Oil Lovin’ Hogs Support Alternative Transportation………….er, well, sort of….

I mean, if you believe Republicans love America, I guess this will fly with you. Drill baby drill and all of that.

Eco-lovin' Freedom Fighters Boycot BP

Eco-lovin' Freedom Fighters Boycot BP

But no. Some courageous patriots who don’t want us all to die or kill off our entire ecosystem were protesting the idiots who still buy gas at BP when the police came and blocked the bike lane so cars could get to the oils and gasses (aka, our precious most precious children)!!!!

Because, my friends, you see….money really does buy democracy! And what is patriotic when the teabaggers do it, is no longer patriotic when water loving liberals do it! Silly liberals. We don’t need no stinkin’ water!

Now, if y’all had brought a loaded weapon to this here protest, it would all be kosher!

That’s how we roll here in these “free” United States.

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Polls of Mass Hysteria: Republicans Are Taking Country Back!

Another slow news day. Oil is still leaking (or, as they say on Fox News, sharing or merging with ocean and critters — no PROBLEM though) and no one can stop it — not even President Obama, who is after all, responsible for everything including my failure to brush my teeth last night. We really need to vote him out of office. Remember the good old days, when the Chief sneered out “nuk-u-leer” with great affection? Sigh. Anyhoo, news is slow so OUT COME THE POLLS.

Poll of Mass Hysteria!

Poll of Mass Hysteria!

APPARENTLY, DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE SOME SEATS IN THE HOUSE THIS FALL! (Gasp! Get the smelling salts!)

Many pollsters shocked to find out Democrats will lose some seats this fall! With nothing much else to do, and no lame duck President to mock, the “press” is all over this one like flies on W. No matter that they shoulda already known this, as it’s pretty darn predictable that in the mid-terms, the party of the President loses some seats.

The fun part is attaching a MEME (meme; a cultural unit (an idea or value or pattern of behavior) that is passed from one person to another by non-genetic means (as by imitation)) to the news, like “this is a referendum on the President” or “the voters hate the healthcare bill”. ‘Cuz, you know, those are big statements likely to get some haters and fearers on board.

Gosh, there’s nothing like hate and fear to sell, sell, sell!

One thing they won’t tell ya’, maybe ‘cuz it’s hard to explain in under three words, is that most of the “vulnerable” Democratic seats were once held by Republicans and are in fact, in Republican leaning districts. Nate Silver explains this, “Most of the House battlegrounds this year are on Republican turf, simply because that was the territory that Democrats “conquered” in 2006 and 2008.”

That’s a plus 4 district, meaning the Republican Presidential candidate in those districts got about four more points than they did nationwide. Now, ask yourself, what kind of district voted PLUS FOUR for W the second time around and PLUS FOUR for McFail and $? These are your basic LIVs, and the fact that Dems took any of these seats at all is amazing.

Yeah, see, some of these districts were part of the Democratic Domination we heard so much about in the news in 2006 and 20008. Er…OK. That meme never caught on. No one cared until we figured out we could blame Democrats for Bush’s ideas for at least two years.

Now, some Republicans will get their districts back.

Some Republicans are going to get their districts back, or as the bored and desperate press/the desperate and boring Right will say, “the American people have spoken and Republicans are takin’ the country back!”

FYI: Gettin’ back your seat isn’t quite an ass-kicking, it’s more the Republican walk of shame back into their seat in the House. But we all know Republicans are allergic to reality, so we’ll have to deal with their pumped up egos and narcissism for the rest of the year. Strike that — the rest of our lives.

Yes, Nate Silver is still predicting Dems could lose the House– it’s a toss up right now — but as he points out, this has been going on for a year now. This is not news, it’s not related to the oil spill, Dick Cheney’s Katrina, or healthcare. It’s also not a referendum on Obama’s elitist love of mustard. It just is.

All Republicans can do about it is hope the economy doesn’t improve this summer (luckily for the incompetent GOPPERS, the market always seems to dip in the summer) and keep doing nothing for the country while screeching about impeachment with every breath they have. Oh, and denying that Bush sucked at the same time as they desperately shriek that Obama is “just like Bush”. One can only assume that’s an insult, but maybe we should check first, eh?

At any rate, the very notion that Republicans are taking the country back is pretty laughable. Republicans are hanging on to their teabagging base and not much else right now, and if they keep on down the path of Constitution-violating immigration laws, disrespect for the office of the President and obstruction at every single turn, they won’t get the moderates or indies on their side.

They will win some seats back, but can they take a national election at this rate? I wouldn’t bet on it. They are, of course, helped along by the fact that on the Republican Family Values ticket, having an affair, banging your luggage boy, cheating the tax payers, lying on your taxes, and talking out of the side of your mouth are actually qualifications for office rather than dis-qualifiers. It opens the field for them for shizzle.

Oh, and by the way, ppppsssssttttt!!!! Here’s what they won’t tell us in the news:

Republicans are taking this country back when HELL freezes over.

Just sayin’. Y’all did enough damage last time and we’re still recovering. Thanks, but no thanks.

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$: The Governor Formerly Known as Sarah Palin

$: The Governor Formerly Known as Sarah Palin

The half-term governor formerly known as Sarah Palin has something in common with Prince: She is now known as a symbol rather than a name. Yes, when you see the $ sign, you know it’s a short hand reference to the half-term secessionist. $ is sort of the Tonya Harding meets Kate Gosselin of politics. $ is like Tonya in that she’s the white trash thug of politics and yet $ also shares Kate Gosselin’s fame whoredom, and mommy-make over plastic surgery addiction.

$ was given many names before she became known as the symbol of the dollar sign: Scarah Paylin, $error Pay-lie, Bible Spice, Patriarchal Barbie, Snowbilly, Wasilla Hillbilly, Grifter, Grafter, CFM heels, Tundra Tart, GOP puppet, etc. But it wasn’t until she quit as half term governor and proceeded to give the same speech around the country for the massive sum of 100,000.00 per nasal spew that her real name was born.

$ is now building her faux resume to run for office of $OTUS in 2012 as $ goes to England to meet Thatcher!

GO $!

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GOPPER Clown Show in the Desert!

We the Anarchists Delcare War on America

We the Anarchists Delcare War on America

Come one, come all! The Tea Klux Klan is a gatherin’ in the wild for their version of Woodstock! Which means, bring your anger, your guns, your misspelled signs, Kool Aid and the kids (home schollin’ is the way to go!) — we gonna party hatriot style!

You have to read Elektablog and the comments:

“Today the Teabag Party Express starts it 2010 World Tour in Searchlight, Nevada, home of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. Organizers said they are expecting 10,000 people. It’s a little something I’m calling the Clown Show in the DesertTM

Searchlight’s population, according to teh Googles, is 798. It was 576 after the 2000 census.

Holy freakin’ clown show, Batman! This oughta be fun!”

Now, I know they’re expecting 10,000 but you know in Teabagger that’s really 600. I only hope they’ve done their usual job of ordering more porta potties than they have attendees– after all, the economy isn’t going to fix itself!

All you un-American folks who believe in elections and the constitution should stay home! This is all about Jesus, the flag, and the Christian Nation Clown Show of Homeschooled, Texas school book-educated morons.

Party!

Oh, and just in case anyone is confused, stop on by Newsvine to read what Sergent C USMC has to say about the teabaggers violence:

” Secondly, Regardless of your political ideology, you’ve earned the right as US Citizens to say your piece – no matter how wrong it may be. That is your right, and I will give my life to protect it.

But this government of ours is a democracy. We vote for our representatives, and they vote in our interests. Sometimes, the votes don’t go our way. That’s life, better luck next time. Exhaust your legislative options, and then focus on gaining the required votes and/or seats to achieve your desired legislative vote next election time. That’s the way things work.

But the SECOND you start committing acts of violence and vandalism, then you’ve usurped that Constitution. You in a way have assaulted it. And then you and I (I being every servicemember who has sworn to defend said Constitution) will have a MAJOR PROBLEM.”

Er, oopsie.

I smell fried teabaggs.

And jut in case anyone is still confused, Palin and McCain announced that the GOP is the Tea Party. So, basically, all of this violence, these threats and acts of violence against citizens and elected officials, this is all coming from the party that lost power in the last election.

Nothing says Democracy like overthrowing the government when you lose an election and silencing dissent through violence and threats.

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Fox Makes Up Breaking News In Order to Cut Away From Obama

Fox Makes Up Breaking News In Order to Cut Away From Obama

In order to avoid showing President Obama’s remarks after he signed the final health care bill today, Fox News cut away from the president to show footage of a perfectly fine airplane landing. Fox justified the cut away because they had heard that the plane might be having flap issues. The reason is that they did not want to give Obama any airtime to discuss the health care bill that he signed.

Here is the video courtesy of Media Matters:

Trace Gallager of Fox News said, “It looks like look this thing is landing very well. You see the flaps right there look to be configured properly, so they have may have been flap issues or may have been an indicator light, but this thing has apparently has touched down safely if this is plane that we have in fact been watching fly in. It burned some fuel to get rid of some extra weight, but with 101 people on board, it looks like if there flap issues, Jane, it had no problem landing on the airport at all. That is a picture perfect landing.”

To illustrate just how desperate Fox News has gotten, they were hoping for an air disaster so that they could justify not showing President Obama’s remarks on health care. A story that an airplane possibly had flap issues or a bad indicator light was enough for Fox to use to justify cutting away from Obama. What is even worse is that the network stayed with the airplane even after it was clear that there was no breaking news happening there. At least the last time the network cut away from Obama, they actually had another press conference to cut to, this time they were grasping at straws.

If Fox News does not want to show Obama, then don’t. They should pretend like the president doesn’t exist. Of course, this would remove any claim of journalistic objectivity that the network claims to have, but everyone already knows that Fox News is not objective, so it should be no big deal. There is no need to play these silly games, where they have producers scouring the incoming video, so that they have something to use to cut away from Obama for.

Fox News has been selling health care reform like it is the end of the republic. If this is the case, then shouldn’t a self proclaimed news organization actually cover this vital moment in history? How can they claim on one hand that the health care reform bill is critical, but then cut away from it in order to show an airplane carrying out a perfect landing? Their reasoning does not only defy common sense, but also does not pass the smell test. This is yet another reason why Fox News should not be taken seriously by anyone who wants to be an informed member of society.

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Hard Core Catholic Boehner Should Push GOP to do Lesbian Bondage Fundraising

Friday night fun:

John Boehner—dangerously orange man and hard core Catholic who went to Xavier to become a “business consultant” — should get inspired by Steele to advise the Pope and the Church to try out Lesbian Bondage since it is A) its less controversial and B) it can help with fundraising!

Boner for Lesbians!

You go, GOP!

h/t to KM

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An Open Letter to Republicans; Take Your Party Back from the Racist, Violent Extremists!

This was actually a reply to a faithful reader at GOPCLownShow, a Republican named Jana. Goodness knows why Jana comes here to “GOPCLownShow”, as this is meant to poke fun at the ridiculousness of her party, but she has conducted herself with the utmost decorum and civility — and so, I find myself glad she’s here. This morning, I replied to her comment regarding right wing violence and her idea that both sides do it. As soon as I posted it, I got an email saying this should be a post…So here it is. An Easter morning post, hoping for the best for this country. No clowns in this post. Just a lot of grief over where the clowns have taken us.

Hi Jana,

Ok, I’m glad you are still engaged here. I can tell you are a civilized person who honestly believes what you’re writing…but you are mistaken on a few things. Let me start by saying that I only bother to reply to you because I do care about this country, and I want your party to get its act together. You seem like a beacon of hope for that possibility. But first, you’re going to have to get real. So pardon me, but I’m going to be blunt here.

“Harsh words coming from both sides”, Jana? You’re attempting to make a false moral equivalence between the left and the right.

Is that what you call the DHS warning Americans that their biggest danger comes from right wing radicals? “Harsh words” “coming from both sides” is a false equivalence and a sad attempt to say both sides do it equally, when the facts to not bear it out.

The left is not known for its racist tendencies nor its violence. The meme of radical lefties is from the 1960’s. It is now 50 years later. A half a century. Yet the right clings to this,as indeed, they cling to all things from the past.

You can’t argue the facts by going to Breitbart’s site and coming up with a few examples you think counter the overwhelming facts of right wing violence. Almost every single one of the cop killers in the past year was a far right extremist, who killed innocent people after going nuts because some clown leader in the Republican party told him Obama would take his guns. These people are so misinformed that they think cops are part of the federal government. How can you sit by while this is going on, while your own citizens are terrorized by LIES perpetrated by Republican leaders, and NOT stand up for what is right?

In America, using violence because you do not like someone’s political opinion is terrorism. Our system is set up that we VOTE. That is how we voice our opinions. Yet when the right loses, they do THIS crap– they did it under Clinton (remember Timothy McVey?) and now they’re doing it under Obama. They terrorize this country with false rhetoric until their nuts go crazy and then they sit back and say they never condoned violence. No, they pandered to the worst in their constituents, stoking paranoia and fear, until the crazies go off.

How about Dr Tiller’s murder? Is that how the right resolves conflicts of ideas? And if you say lives were at risk, do you think we didn’t feel that way when Bush started an illegal war, which cost thousands of lives? But violence is not the answer. And I find it odd that I have to say this to the party which claims to have a special relationship with God. Jesus did not condone violence. Jesus would not approve. There is NO justification for the kind of behavior coming from the leaders of the right. NONE.

Nonetheless, let’s pretend the two sides were equal. I would NEVER align myself with people who conducted themselves like the right is conducting itself. They cheered Joe Wilson on, they act like school yard bullies in congress now, they spit on African American senators (yes, this was witnessed by press as well as congressional leaders and the mere suggestion that a civil rights leader would lie about this is beyond the pale), they yell “faggot” at another representative, they say they want America to fail, they do not support our President no matter what he does, they call him a Nazi and a Muslim (as if being a Muslim were a bad thing), they do not support America — all because they LOST an election. Well, they were calling him a Nazi before he won the election.

And where were you then, when the RNC mailed out emails and fliers with kentucky fried chicken over Obama’s face, and portrayed him as a monkey? Or the RNC headquarters where they portrayed him as Hitler in posters? This is OK?

I worked on Obama’s campaign and when the press started attacking Palin’s kid, he sent us all an very pointed email, saying not one word about her family. Keep it on the issues. Or else you are gone. Meanwhile, she was attacking him and accusing him of not loving his country, of being a terrorist by association (when in fact, she is closely tied with the AIP who are closely tied with white supremacist groups throughout the country– as if being a secessionist weren’t bad enough).

Where were the good Republicans then?

The death threats against him escalated and the Secret Service asked Palin to tone it down, but she REFUSED. And we were treated to the smug look of thuggery on her supporters faces, who loved the fact that they could frighten Obama’s children and wife, whose lives were also threatened. How sick is that? Is that the America you know and love? To coin a phrase:-)

Remember when Bush was “appointed” by a conservative SCOTUS? Gee. That seems like a violation of the constitution. No? But were the death threats against Bush even close to those against Obama? No. This is a fact.

And How do you justify Sarah Palin and her vitriolic rallies of KKK hate in 2008? How does any Republican with any sense do that? My grandparents were Eisenhower Republicans and I can tell you that they would be ASHAMED of the Republican party today. There is NO way they would vote R now.

The Republican party has shamed itself on policy, shamed itself on leadership, shamed itself on the constitution, shamed itself on its patriotism, shamed itself internationally by violating UN and pre-emptively declaring war on sovereign nation based on a LIE, and worst of all, shamed its own supposed values. They are not the party of fiscal conservatives; they are tax cuts for the rich and spend and borrow. That is not good leadership. It’s not responsible. It’s not ethical. And it sure as heck isn’t “small government”.

Now, the examples of right wing violence are too vast even from the last year to contain here. Literally, it is an epidemic and this is a FACT. You may not like it, but denial is not healthy and it won’t help your party or this country. People like YOU have to take a stand and demand that your party get its act together, otherwise this country will not have a Republican party and that is BAD for democracy.

You can say that these examples are just a few extremists in your party, but then why don’t any of your leaders speak out and follow it up with action? Where is the leadership? Instead, they purposefully and willfully incite violence against elected officials and citizens. As an example, I did not appreciate Palin suggesting that her rabid followers (who still believe the Pledge of Allegiance was written by the founders, as she does) stop cars with Obama stickers and confront them. Especially after that right wing nut job bashed into a car with an Obama sticker in Tenn (right after Palin’s visit), pushed it up onto the sidewalk, and the vehicle had a child in it.

That is NOT ok. Where are you in standing up against that kind of violence? I have been personally threatened by Palin fans. I know people who have been threatened by them, to the extent of losing their JOBS after rabid Palin fans threatened to bring a gun to their place of employment (they happened to work at a school). Is this OK? Is this how you conduct yourself? I think NOT. You are clearly above all of that. But then, how can you align yourself with this consistent behavior? These examples are not one-offs. They are not the exception to the rule. This is what the Republican party DOES when it loses, at least for the last 14 years or so.

You are clearly NOT a crazy person, indeed you seem very kind and genuine — but that is why it falls to you and the few remaining Republicans to wake up and take your party back before it becomes a regional party of racial hatred and false ideas about this being a Christian nation.

This country was founded on freedom of and from religion for a very good reason. Politics and religion do not mix, and no one who has a spiritual relationship with their God could dispute that. Spirituality and power do NOT mix. We do not give our elected officials divine power from God, and yet, many Republicans claim this. Sanford claims he can do whatever he wants because he is chosen one from God, Palin thinks God mantled her for Presidency, Bush thought he was fighting Gog in Iraq.

And what comes with that sort of entitled thinking? A refusal to be a part of the solution if you lost an election, a refusal to show respect for your President, a willingness to put this country in danger because you refuse to appoint TSA chief along with 30 other positions — the list goes on and on.

The death threats issued predominantly to Democratic leaders from the right do not help Republicans build their narrative that “both sides do it” (notice they leave out the “equally” here– an important caveat), and more importantly, it shows that the right resorts to violence in order to achieve political goals.

Here’s a gander at just the tip of the iceberg:

offensive tea party signs:

more

Far right violence:

Pittsburgh shooter egged on by right wing propaganda:

Oath Keepers Far right Wing “Patriots”

And yes, they’re closely enmeshed with the Tea Party movement now:

Oath Keepers collaborates regularly with like-minded citizens groups; last Fourth of July, Rhodes dispatched speakers to administer the oath at more than 30 Tea Party rallies across America. At last fall’s 9/12 march on Washington, he led a contingent of Oath Keepers from the Capitol steps down to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial. Afterward, Oath Keepers cohosted a banquet with the hawkish Gathering of Eagles. This February, a member of the group organized a Florida Freedom Rally featuring Joe the Plumber and conservative singer Lloyd Marcus. (Sample lyrics: Mr. President! Your stimulus is sure to bust / it’s just a socialistic scheme / The only thing it will do / is kill the American Dream.)

just another right wing nut with a bomb

teabagger ripping up Rosa Parks sign

Teabagger accuses Obama of being “lyin African”

Joe Wilson’s southern show of disrespect for his president
“But Wilson’s shocking disrespect for the office of the president — no Democrat ever shouted “liar” at W. when he was hawking a fake case for war in Iraq — convinced me: Some people just can’t believe a black man is president and will never accept it.”


Racist Hatred filled signs of teabaggers at 912 rally:

More racism

What needs to happen, Jana, is that people like YOU need to stand up for your party and its values. You need to say NO more. You need to inform yourself about what is going on, and then get a group of like minded citizens together to demand civility and respect from your leaders on TV, radio, and in DC. You need to hold them accountable for the things they have misrepresented to you, so that you can get GOOD leaders in office.

Instead of talking about taking back this country, you need to talk about taking back your party.

This country is only as good as both parties. Right now, we are in dire straights. I urge you to take all of the obvious goodness in your heart and take positive action toward restoration of your party. I wish you all the best with it.

With all due respect and a great appreciation for your willingness to talk about the issues….

Sarah

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In 20 Seconds David Frum Explains How Rush Limbaugh and Fox News are Running the GOP

In 20 Seconds David Frum Explains How Rush Limbaugh and Fox News are Running the GOP

The Republican Party really doesn't matter to Rush.

On CNN’s Reliable Sources today Howard Kurtz interviewed David Frum who in 20 seconds explained how Rush Limbaugh and Fox News are now running the GOP. Frum said, “Fox, like Limbaugh, has an interest in pushing the Republicans to the margins, making people angry.” The Republican Party is being forced to deal with the fact that angry powerless feeling people don’t vote. They tend to stay home.

Here is the video from Media Matters:

Host Howard Kurtz asked Frum, I’ve got about 20 seconds. You recently wrote, “The Republicans originally thought that Fox works for us, and now we’re discovering we work for Fox.” What does that mean?” Frum answered, “What that means is that Fox, like Limbaugh, has an interest in pushing the Republicans to the margins, making people angry. When people are angry and alienated, they don’t vote. They succumb to feelings of helplessness. What people need right now are feelings of power, that they can make a difference by participating in politics.”

Frum’s point is that the more anger Limbaugh and Fox News whip up, the more they are pushing Republican supporters out of the political process. Frum earlier pointed out all of the right wing talkers and especially Rush Limbaugh inflates their audience numbers. Kurtz pointed out that Limbaugh claims to have 10-15 million listeners a day, and Frum corrected him, “On any given day. And there’s a lot of deliberate inflation of what the audience is for this kind of talk. It’s not that big.” Frum knows the inside. He worked in the White House as a speechwriter for George W. Bush. He knows what he is talking about.

The reality is that the Republican Party has no base of issues to run on anymore. The GOP has atrophied since their big 1994 Republican Revolution. They need something to motivate their base, and anger is the simplest most basic tactic there is. The problem as Frum points out is that there is a fine line between anger as a motivator, and anger as an excuse for powerlessness. The right wing was angry and motivated to stop the health care reform bill, but they could only sustain their high level of anger for a few months. Anger alone can’t stop legislation or flip control of Congress.

Democrats were angry at George W. Bush but they were not able to defeat him or take back Congress in 2004. The Republicans will not be an effective party again until they get past their anger and actually give voters a reason to support them. When the GOP starts telling voters what they will do if they win an election instead of campaigning on vote for us if you are angry at the Democrats, they will have something. Frum is right. Voters need to feel empowered and enabled, not angry and powerless. Fox News and Limbaugh provoke anger because it makes them a lot of money. They could care less what their actions do to the GOP.

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Joe Lieberman Celebrates Easter by Downplaying Right Wing Terrorism

Joe Lieberman Celebrates Easter By Downplaying Domestic Terrorism

Lieberman is still stuck in 9/11

Sen. Joe Lieberman must not pay very much attention to current events, because on Meet The Press today he stressed that Islamic terrorists are a bigger threat to Americans than homegrown terrorists. Lieberman said, “I would not overstate this threat. It is not as significant as the global threat of Islamist extremism, but it is real.” Oh Joe, that is so Bush era 9/11 of you to say, and dangerously inaccurate to boot.

Here is the video:

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When asked by moderator David “Ambien” Gregory if the political atmosphere in the US is adding to the terror threat, Lieberman answered, “Well, the threat has definitely escalated. And all the conditions that you mentioned, David, are there to encourage people. Look, I would say a word of caution to my colleagues in both political parties and, frankly, in the media. The level of discourse about our politics and about our country are so extreme and so incendiary that if you’re dealing with people who may, may not be clicking on all cylinders and, and may have vulnerabilities personally, there’s a danger that they’re going to do what this group of militia planned to do this week.”

He went on to claim that Islamic terrorists are still the bigger threat, “I would not overstate this threat. It is not as significant as the global threat of Islamist extremism, but it is real. And I want to assure the American people, from where I sit as the chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, that your government is taking this militia threat very seriously. The FBI is on top of this. That’s why, through good work and informants, they stopped this Hutaree group before they had a chance to do what they wanted to do, which is to attack law enforcement officers, to break down authority in our country.”

Lieberman said that he wasn’t downplaying the threat, and then in his very next breath, he proceeded to downplay the threat. In case Lieberman has not been paying attention, here are three recent examples of domestic terrorist attacks, the Holocaust Museum shooting, the Ft. Hood shootings, and the IRS building suicide crash. These are just the three highest profile recent incidents, and two of the three were associated with the right wing.

While Islamic terrorist attacks are always going to be a threat, Lieberman’s thinking is outdated. The United States government needs to focusing resources on terrorism prevention from all sources both foreign and domestic. They should not be prioritizing one source over another. No matter what a terrorist’s origins or motivations, the death and destruction from a successful attack is the same. Lieberman needs to realize that the environment has changed, and his political fear mongering is worse than outdated, it is dangerous to national security.

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Fox and Friends Martyrs Doctor Who Announced He Would Refuse Care to Obama Voters

Fox and Friends Martyrs Doctor Who Announced He Would Refuse Care to Obama Voters; Dr Makes National Fool of Self

Dr Cassell searches for signs of life in his head

Remember the doctor who put a sign on his door warning Obama voters that they best seek their prostate exam elsewhere? Yes, the one Grayson filed an ethics violation against. I don’t know why Grayson thinks a Republican has ethics or would live up to them; he hasn’t been paying attention. But anyway, you gotta love the Democrats. Ethics smethics!

At any rate, this “doctor”, who announced he would determine whom he would help based on how they voted in a political election, claimed to be super mad about “ObamaCare” closing down Hospice centers. I guess no one told this clown that hospice centers were a Socialisty Marxisty thingy? Kinda like that there Medicare? Oh, heavens.

Er, well. Shhhh, don’t tell him (it’s bad enough that he chose a profession that revolves around the fragile male ego and its propensity for urologistic denial; this sign may have been more of a ploy for attention than let’s say…. a purely moronic move), but they aren’t closing down any Hospice Centers due to Obamacare.

First this guy talks to Alan (as in the Alan Please Don’t Beat Me Too Hard) Colmes who used to play a liberal on Fox:

“Dr. Jack Cassell, the Orlando urologist who put a sign on his door letting patients know he doesn’t want to have to treat them if they are Obama/health care reform supporters, was on my radio show Friday night, but didn’t seem to know much about the health care bill he’s criticizing.

Cassell: Hospice cuts in 2012…Does the government want people to die slowly?

Colmes: Do you really think the government wants people dead?

Cassell: Well I think that they’re cutting all supportive care, like nursing homes, ambulance services…

Colmes: What to you mean they’re cutting nursing homes?

Cassell: They’re cutting nursing home reimbursements

Colmes: Isn’t what they’re cutting under the Medicare plan what was really double dipping; they were getting credits and they were getting to deduct them at the same time.

Cassell: Well you know, I can’t tell you exactly what the deal is.

Colmes: If you can’t tell us exactly what the deal is, why are you opposing it and fighting against it?

Cassell: I’m not the guy who wrote the plan.

Colmes: But if you don’t know what the deal is why are you speaking out against something you don’t know what the deal is?

Cassell: What I get online, just like any other American. What I’m supposed to understand about the bill should be available to me.

Colmes: It is; it’s been online for a long time; it’s also been all over the media…

In fact, the National Association of Home Care and Hospice praises much of the bill.”

Yikes. Alan’s got audio for those of you in the mood. He did a great job trying to educate this guy, sadly to no avail. You just can’t help some people.

Now, what we have here is just another right-winger who thinks the bill was never made available to read, but nonetheless feels super comfy taking a national stand against something he has never read. I’m guessing he watches Fox News, so the fact that he has now made a national embarrassment of himself due to being epically wrong should come as no shock. He let Fox do the decidin’ for him. They’re all fair and balanced over there. And you gotta love how he petulantly declares that it’s someone’s job to make sure he can find the bill on the internet. Because, you know; he’s just a doctor?

But wait!

Here comes Fox to make it all better cuz they are worried about Dr Cassell’s first amendment rights! You know, those rights to say whatever a right-winger wants with no accountability? Yes, THOSE rights. The ones you and I will never have. The right to call John Kerry a traitor and Obama a terrorist.  The right to lie and smear without repercussions. AKA, “the Republican first amendment rights”.

SO you might think it would be you and I who were mad, since the doctor is lying about the bill…but NO! Shock and awe, Dr. Cassell is “mad as hell!”

Here is the video of Our Illiterate Doctor of the Holy Martyred Misinformed Right, courtesy of Media Matters:

Dr Cassell Elevated to Martyr of the Misinformed Status

Dr Cassell warns that Grayson is “a fool”  — it takes one to know one, honey — and leaves off with this dire warning about the infringements on his rights in this here Socialisty thing: “For doctor’s to not be able to have a political opinion is not good”.

Ah, yes, because having an opinion is the same thing as denying care to people based on their political stance. Er….Let me just go back to the part where he is sticking instruments up mens’ prostates and yet he can’t read? I mean, I don’t wanna be all elitisty, but something seems off here.

“Dr” Cassell goes on to tell us all about how Obama wants us to not only die younger, but a slow and painful death to boot. Luckily, the foxes at Fox and Friends never challenged his assertions with anything remotely resembling reality. Because reality could really put a damper on the martyrdom of the Great White Man finally taking a stand.

It used to be that the righties (this is a nod to Fox’s respectful use of “lefities”) would wait until they had inflicted some pain before identifying so closely with their self-pitying victimology, but now the righties just run around shrieking about how they are the victims of white racism and other stuff. You know, all of the stuff white male doctors have been putting up with for all of these years. Sigh.

Apparently when you can’t read, it’s easy to confuse martyrdom with ignorance.  A true martyr “is somebody who suffers persecution and death for refusing to renounce a belief, usually religious.” That’s not the same thing as refusing to believe science, facts, or the willful choice to remain misinformed. Making this fool into a martyr is a stretch, even for Fox and Friends.

But the games have begun! Dr Cassellis a national Rightie hero! He can’t read, he refused to research the healthcare bill even though he is a medical professional, he misrepresents what is in the bill on Monday morning, even after Alan Colmes gave him a chance Friday night to learn something…

Yep. An illiterate, helpless whiner; a regular right wing hero. Move over, Joe the Plumber.

Note: This is called GOPClownShow. Sarcasm is expected, no? Nonetheless, let me say that in all seriousness, I respect Alan Colmes. I just hated watching him get beaten up for years on H & C. It was pure torture. Welcome to the new world, Alan!

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Not Fooled by GOP Spin: Americans Still Blame Bush for Economy

Americans are smarter than Republicans: They Blame Bush for Economy

Freaking News Bush Clown

Bush Clown Picture Courtesy of FreakingNews.Com

While Republicans and Fox News have been busy blaming Obama for the economy, the average American knows better. And by average, I don’t mean Republican Fox News Propaganda Tools who have been proven to be the most MISINFORMED viewers of any news show. I mean your average person, who is mildly informed, still blames George W. Bush for the economy according to a new Harris poll .

Yeah. The mildly informed are still blaming George W….Kinda like they’re still blaming Hitler for WWII. You know, because it was his fault.

I only mention that because I know Republicans are busy trying to rewrite history (Texas “Textbooks” protect even their East Coast Elite Faux Cowboys).

“Americans still blame Bush for economy” according to a new Harris poll.

“Former President George W. Bush gets more blame for the country’s economic troubles than his successor or the Democrats who control Congress, according to a Harris poll out Wednesday. ”

(Wait, was there someone else to blame? Did I miss something in Bush’s Reckless Deregulating Ride through the financial sectors that once held this country together?)

““The memory of President George W. Bush and the state of the economy he left as part of his legacy still sticks in the craw of Americans,” wrote pollster Louis Harris in his analysis.”

Yeah, he sticks in my craw, just like the WMD lie sticks in my craw, the depletion of my stock portfolio sticks in my craw, and the idea of W posing on a non-working ranch being enough to get him “re-elected” (Diebold) as a “real American” sticks in my craw.

Politico writes this almost as if poor W were takin’ a beatin’ he didn’t deserve.

On the other hand, remember when Bush got called a usurper after he was anointed King instead of elected? And remember how we did those horrid things to him like calling him a Muslim Nazi and threatening his children? And remember how we refused to believe he was even born here in the US just because his birth certificate, the state paper, the hospital and his parents said so? And remember how the entire Democratic party shouted out at his state of the union addresses, especially after he started an illegal war? You Lie! And remember how he was called a traitor on 911 because he had refused to even read the intel which warned of an imminent attack using an airplane?

Oh, wait.

Clearly your average American is smarter than the average Republican Fox viewer, who lives in a world detached from reality.

Speaking of which, just how long are the Republicans going to keep obstructing the appointment of the TSA chief? One would have thought the underwear bomber would have brought this home for them, but apparently they so love destroying government that they do not care if they put every single American life at risk, just so long as they make the country ungovernable whilst they are out of power.

They would, of course, love to see an attack under a Democratic president so they can stop pushing the “W kept us safe” (except for 911, the anthrax attacks, the false premise for a war which is killing hundreds of thousands, and destroying our housing market and retirement funds– yeah, he kept us righteously safe!) meme and start blaming Democrats for being weak on terror in earnest.

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2012 Poll: GOP Rejects Both Palin and Romney As Leaders

2012 Poll: Republicans Reject Both Palin and Romney

Romney and Palin Rejected by GOP

Romney and Palin Rejected by GOP

A new poll of Republicans by Harris brought bad news for the White House aspirations of both Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin, who both find themselves trailing none of the above. Among Republicans Romney leads Palin, 14%-13%, when voters were asked who the leader of the GOP is, but None beat both of them with 34%. Thus far neither Palin nor Romney has convinced Republicans that they can turn the Party of No into the Party of Go.

Palin’s and Romney’s issues mirrored each other as according to Harris, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney rated highest with 14 percent, but he was swamped by the 34 percent of respondents who were either “not sure” or would have picked someone other than the eight Republicans listed, and Sarah Palin finished second among Republicans with 13 percent. She was trailed by Sen. John McCain (11%), former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (6%) former Vice President Dick Cheney and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (4% each), House Minority Leader John Boehner (3%) and House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (<1%).

Dear God. This is dire.

We have the classic struggle here: Romney the fiscal conservative (old school Republicans) versus Palin the social conservative/evangelical (Republican base taking over GOP for last 40 years). Both of them aspire to be Reagan, but currently resemble Bob Dole and poll like Dan Quayle. As bad as things are within the party for Palin and Romney, they are even worse within voters of all affiliations. When voters of all kinds were asked John McCain was identified as the leader of the GOP by 10% of respondents with Palin and Romney tying for second at 8%.

But what makes this even more interesting is that within that struggle, we have Palin and the Tea Party and the social conservatives versus the Mitt Romney and the fiscally conservative establishment GOP. Palin has long been associated with 3rd party fringe movements: she was an AIP supporter (and rumored Bircher)– Palin is no stranger to using a 3rd party, fringe elements within a party, or using extreme issues to win elections, while Romney hopes that he is next in the line of GOP succession to the nomination as has been the historical trend in inter-party GOP politics.

The message that everyone should take from this poll is that Republican Party is not on the path to revival. It is still a listless ship being guided by waves of fringe anger that lacks the guidance and navigation that can only come from a strong captain. Romney and Palin and both well known quantities, but to most Republicans and the nation at large they are the same old faces carrying the same flaws that held them back in 2008. Republicans better batten down the hatches and prepare for an Obama led Democratic bloodbath in 2012, because right now the Grand Old Party is a ship of fools that it is stuck going in circles around the bay.

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Catholic Chapel Design a Sign of Things to Come

Oh dear….

Probably Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

A Sign of Things to Come

A Sign of Things to Come

One wonders what this artist was trying to say….

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GOP Tea Party Confederate Clown of the Day

Oh my…

Bob McDonnel Confederate GOP Clown

Bob McDonnel Confederate GOP Clown

Governor McDonnell Panders to Conservatives by Rewriting Confederate History to Exclude Slavery

Virginia’s Governor Bob McDonnell declared April as “Confederate History and Heritage Month”. The thing about Confederate History, just so you know, is the Great War of Yankee Aggression had nothing to do with slavery. So, the subject of slavery was not worth mentioning. The Civil War was about state’s rights, not slavery. Tariffs, not slavery. The needs of the southern farmer versus the Northern industrial expansion.

Uh huh. Gosh, that’s genteel. It sure sound pretty. But see, the problem is that at the heart of all of those issues is….slavery. And at the heart of the issues surrounding slavery is the issue of race. So why didn’t McDonnell feel it worthy of mentioning? Maybe because McDonnell is busy pandering to the conservatives of his state, who do not wish to acknowledge the real reason for the Civil War. Sounds like McDonnell has him a state full a good ole’ boys who remember fondly the days of white supremacy and are still nursing a century old grudge.

Ringing any bells yet?

Yeah, McDonnell has him a state full o’ TeaPartiers. Their denials of slavery sound like the quickly diminishing Republicans’ petulant yet ineffective denials of modern day racism. The Tea Party/Teapublicans have unveiled the previously latent racism of the GOP for all the world to see. Or perhaps it was only latent before because it wasn’t an issue….Whereas now, they’ve been usurped from their presumed rightful position, as a man of color is residin’ in “their” White House.

Do the recent Republican siren calls for sedition, secession, and perhaps even treason ring any bells?

John Wilkes Booth, a Confederate spy, decided to assassinate the president after attending a speech in which Lincoln advocated voting rights for African Americans. Voting rights for blacks so enraged the Confederate spy that he shot and killed Lincoln.

And yet McDonnell doesn’t think that confederate history has anything to do with slavery. Really? And they dare to call themselves the party of Lincoln.

And while we’re on the subject of Linclon’s assassination, it should serve as a warning bell to all but the most puerile and desperate to immediately cease stirring up racial resentment and inciting violence among the people. But I fear Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, et al have no intention of being responsible leaders.

There is a narrow divide between those on the wrong side of history regarding this very issue and national tragedy.

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Political Song Friday: Rolling Stones “Sweet Neo Con”

SWEET NEO CON
(Written by M. Jagger/K. Richards, performed by the Rolling Stones)

You call yourself a Christian
I think that you’re a hypocrite
You say you are a patriot
I think that you’re a crock of shit

And listen, I love gasoline
I drink it every day
But it’s getting very pricey
And who is going to pay

How come you’re so wrong
My sweet neo con…. Yeah

It’s liberty for all
‘Cause democracy’s our style
Unless you are against us
Then it’s prison without trial

But one thing that is certain
Life is good at Haliburton
If you’re really so astute
You should invest at Brown & Root…. Yeah

How come you’re so wrong
My sweet neo con
If you turn out right
I’ll eat my hat tonight

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….

It’s getting very scary
Yes, I’m frightened out of my wits
There’s bombers in my bedroom
Yeah and it’s giving me the shits

We must have loads more bases
To protect us from our foes
Who needs these foolish friendships
We’re going it alone

How come you’re so wrong
My sweet neo con
Where’s the money gone
In the Pentagon

Yeah ha ha ha
Yeah, well, well

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
Neo con

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Republican Propaganda Strategy: Razzle Dazzle ‘Em!

Republican PR/propaganda strategy revealed in musical hit “Chicago”: Razzle Dazzle ‘Em! GOP Puppets and Media Manipulation

Republican Puppets

Republican Puppets

I’ve long used the words “razzle dazzle” in reference to the musical Chicago when describing Republicans’ media manipulations. Chicago is scathing satire of the collaboration between show business, legal proceedings and the media. It won Movie of the Year in 2002 and starred Renee Zellweger and Richard Gere. While googling the lines “they both reached for the gun”, I came across a Frank Rich article from years back that is a must-read:

That scene is a press conference in 1920′s Chicago. A star defense attorney, Billy Flynn (Richard Gere), wants to browbeat a mob of reporters into believing that his client, Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger), did not murder her lover when in fact she did. Now remember,” Billy coaches Roxie, “we can only sell them one idea at a time.” The idea: Roxie acted in self-defense. “We both reached for the gun,” Roxie sings to the reporters, who obediently turn her lie into a rousing chorus, repeating it over and over in a production number that portrays them as marionettes, bowing and scraping to the tug of Billy’s strings and spin.

For history’s sake, this spectacle should be paired on the DVD with George W. Bush’s fateful White House press conference of March 6, 2003. This was the president’s first prime-time faceoff with reporters since a month after 9/11 and certain to be his last in what remained of peacetime. The former Andover cheerleader had failed to convince America’s friends to come aboard. The economy was tanking. But the journalists at hand were so limply deferential to the president’s boilerplate script that the subsequent, good-natured “Saturday Night Live” parody couldn’t match the gallows humor of the actual event.

One reporter, April Ryan of American Urban Radio Networks, asked, “Mr. President, as the nation is at odds over war, how is your faith guiding you?” — a God-given cue for Mr. Bush to once more cloak his moral arrogance in the verbal vestments of humble religiosity. “My faith sustains me because I pray daily,” came the president’s reply. “I pray for peace, April, I pray for peace.” Far be it from Ms. Ryan to ask a follow-up question about why virtually every religious denomination in the country, including Mr. Bush’s own, opposes the war. She might as well have been Mary Sunshine (Christine Baranski), the sob sister reporter in “Chicago,” who tosses Roxie an image-burnishing softball at her press conference by asking, “Do you have any advice for young girls seeking to avoid a life of jazz and drink?”"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj4O8oxGbQ0

Watch how they get us to buy one lie at a time, while they razzle dazzle us with fear, accusations, and dramatic narratives. This is how they sold us WMD. One lie at a time. And it’s how they’re selling the country on “Socialism” , Sarah Palin as a viable candidate for anything other than WalMart greeter and Party Cheerleader, and George W Bush.

One lie at a time. Terror alert levels manipulated around election times. The Patriot Act as something to protect us. No Child Left Behind as a program to benefit all children. Etc.

The noise generated by the right is deafening. The Tea Partiers took over the media with their scant numbers, wining the war in sound bites and video that grabs eyeballs. Palin’s healthcare lies dominated the media, never questioned or fact-checked until it became embarrassingly clear that in fact the internet would fact check for the reporters.

Even now, as the Republicans implode, they are selling us something. They’re selling us that Americans are angry (they are, but they’re angry at Bush) (lie number one) and that since they are just displaying this anger now, it’s about the “direction” Obama is taking the country (lie number two). From there, they sell the country on the need for reform and change, getting back to simple “ideas” like “common sense conservatism” (lie number three). The only way the country can have this is by electing one of their puppets from “Real America” (this is the big Lie).

The show (the accusations, the whining, the threats) are all meant to distract us from the real issue. The Republicans have no ideas and no concept of how to govern effectively. They are not interested in governing. They are interested in power.

Keep you eye on the prize, people. Remember George W Bush.

RAZZLE DAZZLE

BAILIFF(Spoken)
Mr. Flynn, his honor is here

BILLY(Spoken)
Thank you. Just a moment.
You ready?

ROXIE(Spoken)
Oh Billy, I’m really scared.

BILLY(Spoken)
Roxie, you got nothing to worry about.
It’s all a circus, kid. A three ring circus.
These trials- the wholeworld- all show business.
But kid, you’re working with a star, the biggest!

(Singing)
Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle ‘em
Give ‘em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give ‘em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather ‘em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle ‘em
And they;ll never catch wise!

Give ‘em the old Razzle Dazzle

BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle dazzle ‘em
Give ‘em a show that’s so splendiferous

BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous

BILLY AND COMPANY
Give ‘em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture ‘em

BILLY
How can they hear the truth above the roar?

COMPANY
Roar, roar, roar!

BILLY AND COMPANY
Throw ‘em a fake and a finagle
They’ll never know you’re just a bagel,

BILLY
Razzle dazzle ‘em
And they’ll beg you for more!

BILLY AND COMPANY
Give ‘em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy ‘em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give ‘em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger ‘em
When you’re in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They’ll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle ‘em
And you’ve got a romance

COMPANY(The same time as BILLY’s)
Give ‘em the old
Razzle Dazzle

BILLY
Give ‘em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle ‘em
Show ‘em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep ‘em way off balance
How can they spot you’ve got no talent
Razzle Dazzle ‘em

BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle Dazzle ‘em
Razzle Dazzle ‘em

And they’ll make you a star!

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Teabagger Barbie and Friends

Teabagger Barbie and Friends

Teabagger Barbie and FriendsO

Picture courtesy of InternetWeekly .

Teabagger Barbie : (at the Lectern, speaking to her “base”- a sea of white people dressed in cheap,WalMart ready Halloween costumes meant to evoke the Founding Fathers) Don’t forget when y’all go to the votin’ booth to pull that there red lever for Teabagger Barbie and Friends! (self-satisfied smile) We see America like you, not like some Kenyan Muslim Christian racist!  (waves flag) Drill, baby, drill!

Crowd: Drill, baby, drill!!!!!!

Teabagger Barbie: (juts chin out defiantly and licks lips — She’s just gettin’ warmed up) Because it’s a heck of a lot better than listenin’ to some professor lecture you, reload! (Ultra smug gloat)

Crowd: (wild cheers) Off with his head!

Teabagger Barbie: (voice shrill, steadily rising to dangerous heights, perhaps the WMD Bush searched so hard for) Also, too, for the troops, and again, in those Real American towns across this great continent of ours that lord love him, my favorite founder (checking hand) Bryan Adams dedicated to Jesus in the early days, also. With a great appreciation there for our freedoms! You betcha!

A woebegone Mitt and Michelle stand off to the side wondering how they can ever top Teabagger Barbie in crazy. It’s just not enough anymore to be a Bush stalker or a Magical Underwear clown. Sigh.

Barbie and Friends brought to you by the Clownfiltrators.

Thanks to JM for sending this great picture from LA Craigslist.

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Palin & McCain Workin’ at WalMart as God Intended

WalMart Greeter $error Palin

WalMart Greeter $error Palin copyright LaArtista Designsue Call

WalMart Greeter Lizard McCain

WalMart Greeter Lizard McCain copyright LaArtista Designs

Isn’t it just great when you finally find your true calling? When the Good Lord finally kicks open a door for ya’ and just says, here, you’ve been mantled for this all yer life! Well, Lizard and me, we have been so blessed by this here American Values WalMart, importin’ all of our cheap goods from those Chinese who don’t have any socialist unions gettin’ in the way, again, of our freedoms, for the troops!

We’re doin’ God’s work here at WalMart, sellin’ plastic and oil, and again, there, too, cuttin’ off those American jobs. Drill, baby, Drill!

Wink wink to all ya’ AIP members for noticing my flair! Secession is the way I see America, also, too!  God bless ya’, and keep reloading!

Oh, an Lizard doesn’t talk anymore, he just let’s me do the talkin’ ‘cuz he doesn’t really stand fer much, but he did want me to give a big shout out there to those WalMart greeters who like him, are workin’ so hard to take back our aisles! They say “yes we can!” and we say “oh, no ya’ don’t, there smarty!”  Ya’ might be smarter than us and have a better temperament, but we talk for the Rill Mericuns who just want to consume stuff!

Yeah, workin’ at WalMart is kinda like being President, only I have real responsibilities, take that you Muslin Socialist Terrist! I win!

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Finally, a Conservative Explains What They Stand For: Spankings by States, not Feds!

Romeny Loves Spankings

Mittens Loves Spankings

Mittens Loves Spankings

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been wondering exactly what conservatives stand for during the last…oh, 15 years or so. It seems to me that they stand for fidelity, unless they’re doing the cheating, and fiscal responsibility unless they’re actually in charge, and safety for America unless they’re actually in charge….So it was with great relief that I read this interview with Mitt Romeny, wherein he explained that conservatives think that only the states know what’s best for the people (unless they’re in charge at Federal level).

Mittens clowned it up in a Newsweek interview last week:

NW: “What don’t you like?

MR:What we don’t like is the intrusion of the federal government on the rights of states. We don’t like raising taxes. We don’t like the cuts in Medicare Advantage. And we don’t like the price controls.

NW: I’d like to clear something up about that federalist argument. During one of the 2008 debates, Charles Gibson said, “You seem to have backed away from mandates on a national basis.” And your response was, “No, no, I like mandates. The mandates work.” Were you saying that you supported federal mandates then, even though you say you don’t now?

MR: No. We created an incentive for people to get insurance at the state level. Our plan is a state plan. I oppose a federal plan for purposes of federalism. It would be like saying, a father has spanked his son. Do you think that the federal government should be allowed to spank children?”

So, conservatives believe that only states know what’s best for the people — or more specifically, when to spank their children (aka, the people). Father knows best when father is Republican leading state. They are AGAINST the feds spanking the people, though. Because that’s just “intrusive”. Unless, of course, the feds are Republicans, in which case, we go right back to the authoritarian model upon which the Republican platform is built.But, see, only Daddy knows best, so if Daddy is not in charge at federal level, spankings by feds are BAD.

Thank you, Mittens, for clarifying what Republicans stand for! Finally! I am sure many Americans can get behind spankings by states, but not Feds!

Also, too, Romney explained that we already had universal health care, because those well-off grifters could walk into any hospital and get treatment before he mandated insurance for the rich in his state. We know Republicans don’t get out much, so we can’t expect them to know the price of milk let alone the realities of the average middle class family facing a healthcare crisis in certain states wherein they most assuredly can and will be rejected by a hospital because they don’t have insurance.

Lastly, I don’t know about you, but I find the Republicans obsession with sex unnerving. It seems their “Family Values” platform forces all of their repressed sexual desires to manifest in rather twisted ways, not unlike the Catholic church. Personally, I don’t want Mittens spanking me on a State level or a Federal level. I just want a government run by people who can actually govern and don’t think they know best in spite of all the evidence to the contrary, which is why I usually vote for the D on the ticket.

Mitt 2012: Spankings by States!

I fear this won’t go well for Mittens, and that leaves them their secessionist sweetheart, Sarah Palin. 2012 is going to be one big GOP Clown Show.

h/t CP for the link.

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More GOP Lies About New Health Care Report

It didn’t take the Republican Party long to completely distort a new report that health care reform will increase health care spending. Republicans are calling the bill a fiscal disaster without telling voters that the report only looked at expenditures, not increasing revenues, which are the savings will come from.

GOPPER clowns Sing Their Lies

GOPPER clowns Sing Their Lies

Here is the statement that Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) released about the report, “This new report from the President’s own Medicare agency confirms what we’ve known all along: The President and Congressional Democrats passed a health care law without any way to pay for it.”

The Washington Post’s Ezra Klein explained the Republican lie, “First, be clear about what’s being estimated. The Congressional Budget Office’s estimates look at the deficit. CMS is looking at total national health expenditures. This often confuses people into thinking that there’s conflict between the two sets of numbers when there isn’t: CBO says that federal spending is going to go up to pay for the coverage expansion, but that savings and revenue will go up by even more, leading to a net reduction in the federal deficit. CMS is looking only at the spending side. And here’s what it finds: In 2019, implementation of the Affordable Care Act will reduce the ranks of the uninsured by 34 million people and increase nation health expenditures by 1 percent. “

Klein correctly pointed out that for the cost of a 1% increase in spending. We are adding 34 million uninsured people to the health care system. That is 34 million people who will be able to see a doctor or get the kind of care they need in a hospital, instead of the bare minimum required to patch them up and send them on their way. This seems like a very small price to pay to keep 34 million people healthy, but the GOP is so desperate for an issue that they are willing to lie and distort any negative piece of health care information all in the hope of taking back control of Congress.

They are so terrified that once Americans see the benefits of reform, they will be cooked as a viable political party. The GOP has been wrong from the outset on this issue, and their game plan is to keep the waters murky on health care through November, but a house built on lies is not a sturdy one, and it is only a matter of time until their Temple of Falsehoods collapses on top of them.

H/T: Media Matters Action

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Bill Maher Becomes a Teabagger New Rules April 23 2010

God loves Bill Maher, and hence, so do I.

God told me that Bill is the Messiah, come to earth to lead us to science:-)

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Quote of the Day: Real Patriotism is not about Power Over

One of the benefits of not being a modern day Republican is that one’s friends tend to not be utter morons. To this end, a friend sent me this quote today:

Team-America-World-Police-Posters

Team-America-World-Police-Posters


“Nationalism is our form of incest, is our idolatry, is our insanity. ”Patriotism” is its cult. It should hardly be necessary to say, that by ”patriotism” I mean that attitude which puts the own nation above humanity, above the principles of truth and justice; not the loving interest in one’s own nation, which is the concern with the nation’s spiritual as much as with its material welfare –never with its power over other nations. Just as love for one individual which excludes the love for others is not love, love for one’s country which is not part of one’s love for humanity is not love, but idolatrous worship.”

—Erich Fromm

Nationalism masquerading as faux patriotism is a GOPPER disease. Liberals and progressives must not cower in the face of distorted, phony patriotism.

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Sarah Palin Whines About Her Employer Fox News

Poor Sarah Palin. She is so used to complaining about the “lamestream media” that she forgets she works for the leading cable channel and you know, when you don’t have your palm prompter ready, well– anything can happen!

Sarah Palin Doesn't Know What She's Watching

Sarah Palin Doesn't Know What She's Watching

Yesterday, Palin was on Hannity and began her usual screech about the “lamestream media”. Media Matters reports:

“On last night’s Hannity, Fox News contributor Sarah Palin did what she does best-complain about the “lamestream media throughout our country.” This time, the media’s “lame[ness]” was revealed through their coverage of Arizona’s new controversial immigration law. Palin sniffed: “One of the media outlets the other day just-was killing me on this one, Sean, where they had a caption across their screen that said Arizona law will make it illegal to be an illegal immigrant? Some bizarre type of headline like that where it was just this illustration that they just don’t get it.”"

Oh, yeah, this is the problem with that there media…doin’ that lame stuff there again with the lower thirds, where Fox buries all of its visual propaganda again, for the troops.

Is it possible that she doesn’t know that she’s complaining about something she was for yesterday? Does the fact that she didn’t see the Fox News logo suggest that she can’t read or that she only watches Fox? Oh, dear. Apologies for being redundant.

Read it and weep peeps. And the next time you see a Palin 2012 bumper sticker, toss that poor sucker a dime. Ronnie cut funding for the mental health institutions in America in the 80′s, thereby hopefully creating a whole new contingency of Republican voters.

This “strategy” sometimes backfires, however….As evidenced by Ms Palin not knowing what she’s talking about and being the GOP front-runner for 2012. The Great White Dope strikes again.

This here is some gotcha journalism at its finest! Hey, Sarah, ya’ gotcha self!

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Republican Clown Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Big Words from a Little Man

Big Words from a Little Man

“Once you leave the party, you can’t come back.”

— NRSC Chair John Cornyn, on FL Gov. Charlie Crist, Huffington Post, 4/29

Them is Big Words from a Little Man and an even Smaller Party…..

Methinks that was supposed to be a threat instead of a promise, but either way, Crist is being offered a unique opportunity to get out of the Circus and if I were him, I’d run, not walk.

Also, too, I’d be super offended ‘cuz it sure seems like them GOPPERS love the back of his head muchly more than they ever loved him when he was playin’ ball and givin’ up his soul for them.

Waitin’ for Crist to mutter the most damning phrase in the English language, “It’s not you, it’s me” as he flees….

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Evil Commie Kenyan Obama SWAT Team Called on Grannie

Or, cops dressed in riot gear ask Teabaggers to move off street so motorcade of duly elected President of USA can drive safely down street. DOH.There are some older white women present. Danger, Will Robinson.

Obama SWAT team!

Obama SWAT team!

David Weigel of WaPo reports: “I like to keep track of fables and narratives within the tea party movement, and we learned of a new one this week — the story of the “SWAT team” called out to threaten tea partyers in Quincy, Ill. In the words of Jim Hoft, the Gateway Pundit:

‘The SWAT Team was called in today at the Quincy Tea Party Rally … local Quincy Tea Party Leader Steve McQueen was directing protesters when the SWAT team was called in.’”

Other claims, “Obama calls SWAT team on White people!” (youtube) and Hotair’s “SWAT team outside Obama event beats back geriatric tea-party hordes!”

Oh, yeah. This so has legs! Nobama and his SWAT of evil communists! Here’s the Video for proof! You have to imagine the SWAT team and also, too, them beating back whitey, but the rest of it is SO real! Just wait until Beck takes his chalk to this conspiracy! :

Quincy Herald Whig reports: “There were a few tense moments when the crowd moved west down York toward Third Street after the president’s motorcade arrived. A Secret Service agent asked the crowd to move back across the street to the north side.

When the crowd didn’t move and began singing “God Bless, America” and the national anthem, Quincy Deputy Police Chief Ron Dreyer called for members of the Mobile Field Force to walk up the street. The officers, mainly from Metro East departments near St. Louis and dressed in full body armor, marched from the east and stood on the south side of York facing the protesters. There was no physical contact, and the officers did not come close to the crowd, but there were catcalls and more than a few upset tea party members, including a woman who shouted, “This is communism!”

(Indeed!)

McQueen also assisted in asking people to step back to the north side of York. The crowd moved back, the officers stayed for about 15 minutes and left, and there were no other incidents. “It’s just a communication issue. We were trying to get them to move across the street,” Quincy Deputy Police Chief Curt Kelty said. “We were just trying to move them back, they complied, and it was fine.” ‘

FINE? How dare you minimize Grannie’s pain? She coulda been beaten down protesting her Commie Medicare!

Whenever I hear “God Bless America” and Communism together, I know Sarah Palin and her band of merry Constitutionalists is somewheres nearby and it just makes me feel good to know someone just like me is in charge.

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Republican Energy Policy: Drill Baby Drill, Spill Baby Spill, Burn Baby Burn

“Drill baby drill!” The Republican bumper sticker energy policy is not lookin’ so hot…

Republican Energy Policy

Republican Energy Policy

The Shrillster is looking like the shillster she is now….here she is selling “energy independence”:

Michael Steele sucking up to the Poujadists:

Guiliani is also stupid:

They even got musical numbers about keeping them jobs at home (uh huh) — ‘cuz ya’ know how Republicans care about keepin’ jobs here:

And here’s Rachel Maddow debunking McCain’s claim that the “fish love the rigs”:

Drill Baby Drill. How’s that drilly baby thingy workin out for y’all now? Huh?

Thanks to the last 8 years of massive reckless deregulation, we now have 40% if our wetlands being attacked by oil slicks. I don’t know about you, but I’m still hearing this in my nightmares:

NEVER FORGET HOW WE GOT HERE.

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Teabagger Barbie Gone Wild

As if we needed more proof that “God’s Warriors” are really just misinformed, foul-mouthed, angry cracker-spewing, fast-food eating, Fox-viewing 23 percenters….Here ya’ go.

Teabagger Gone Wild

Teabagger Gone Wild

Now, if you put some red Naughty Monkeys on this lady and took her on a Drillbilly raid of Neimans, you would have your Republican 2010 Presidential candidate.

My favorite part is when she hits the camera man and swinging her Teabagger hips around, she gives him the gesture, “bring it, bitch!” . Man, these Teabaggers are tough ladies! If you took the rough edge off of her, she could so be Bachmann “Investigate who’s pro-American” meets Palin “He doesn’t see America like you and I do”. In other words, the GOP’s Great White Dope for 2012. Is this the beginning of Teabagger Barbie?

Oh, say it ain’t so, Joe.

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Republican Senator Busted Watching Porn While Debating Abortion Bill

Oopsie. Don’t ya hate it when your family values get tangled up in the skanky reality of your everyday life? I mean, if you’ve been busy repressing all those thoughts along with women’s rights, you know…it can get stuffy.

Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion

Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion

The Sunshine State News reports:

“On Thursday morning, Sunshine State News captured exclusive video of Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor.

Ironically, as Bennett is viewing the material, you can hear a senator’s voice in the background debating a controversial abortion bill.

“I’m against this bill,” said the voice, “because it disrespects too many women in the state of Florida.”"

Yes, I’m sure you are against this bill….Sir.

You can watch this embarrassing, er, revealing, episode here but NSFW (for YOUR work, that is):

“But the one image we caught on camera wasn’t the only thing Bennett had viewed. It appears other files, including at least two videos, may have been downloaded, too. He was also caught on camera watching a video of a dog running out of the water and shaking itself off. It is unclear if he also thought that was an email about a bill being debated on the floor.

We offered Bennett an opportunity to prove his statements to Sunshine State News by showing the executive editor and videographer the email record with a government-related subject line, but after talking to the Senate’s top lawyer, he declined to let us see those records.

This revealing video comes just weeks after an investigation found a number of federal Securities and Exchange Commission employees had been spending several hours visiting pornographic websites on government-issued computers when they should have been working.”

Yes….gosh, I’m just all heated up about this here abortion bill and how wrong it is….and I can’t help but wonder just how many of the girls the good senator has ogled have had an abortion? And if I were to pursue this line of thought, how many of the young girls he has ogled down at the Sip and Stare Strip Joint next to his church on route 56 have had an abortion? How about any of the girls so unfortunate as to date this man….Oh, but so long as the girls are available for him to ogle, who cares how they got there or what they might need, right? It’s God’s way! And I’m sure the good senator wears a condom…Oh, I kid, I kid!

Republican Family Values Include Porn but not Abortion. Good to know.

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Shocker! Plastic Surgery-Lovin’ Fame Whore Kim Kardashian Loves Fox News!

Kim Kardashian, that bastion of authenticity, just looooves Fox! The Liberal Elite from Evil Hollywood (as portrayed by the Ministry of Truth at Fox News) claims Fox is “very reputable and the only news in the house!”

Fame Whore Kim kardashian Loves Fox News

Fame Whore Kim kardashian Loves Fox News

Media Bistro reports:

“As you probably know by now — especially if you’re up to date on this back and forth between FishbowlDC and Greta Van Susteren — then you know Kim Kardashian was a guest of the Fox News host at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ dinner.

(no, I didn’t know this…I don’t watch Fox News or follow Kim-my-fake-ass-hurts Karsashian, but do go on…)

Kardashian tells CNSNews.com Fox News Channel is “a very reputable news channel. So when I have time, every time we’re getting ready in the morning, my step-dad Bruce [Jenner], he always has Fox News on. It’s like the only news in the house. So it depends on what room you go into: It’s either E! Entertainment, or news, Fox News.”"

Oh, gee, I hope Kim’s legacy as the most plastic fantastic in all of Hollywood doesn’t tar the brand over there at Real America News — but wait! How could I missed that religion, family values, and plastic surgery are not oxymoronic conflicts of values but rather the NeoFamily Values of the porn-lovin’ Right!

Red states download more porn than blue states, particularly in those “bible belt areas”, so now the Fox Plastica Machine that they put all of their female hosts through makes a ton more sense. Nothing says lovin’ what God gave ya’ like paying 200,000 to get it all patriarched out! Dear God, fix me, so I can be an object and shatter some more glass ceilings, too also!

Kim’s ex came out today with a bunch of gossip on the “star”, calling her a back-stabber who doesn’t care about anyone or anything other than Fame. Well, specifically,he said, “She Is A Plastic Surgery-Loving ‘Fame Whore’”. Oh, get over the bitters, Mr Ex! Fame whorin’ is the new Jesus for the Right!

I say, Kim should run for Governor of California on the Republican ticket. She’s “hot”, stupid, and vacuous. She’s perfect. Or at least get her own show on Fox News. Oh, wait, those are the same things.

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Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy

Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy and Constituents Speak Out!

The Republicans are engaged in high stakes game of hold laundering, meant to bring government to a standstill and hopefully make the country ungovernable so they can win a few elections this year…

Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy

Coward Mitch McConnell Obstructs Government from Cloak of Secrecy

Their diabolical plan has been to secretly obstruct all 92 of Obama’s nominees, so that we can function for a year and a half so far with out a TSA chief (oh, thanks for that, boys!). What’s a few planes being blown up to buy the boys an election, though? Right!?

According to Mitchy Boy, this cowardly act of hiding under a white sheet whilst obstructing your country’s best interests is just…biz as usual (note that I use the painfully hip “biz” as a nod to the Republicans stunning ability to have their finger on the pulse of the country — show us your papers, brown people!). Mitch tried to sell this bag of turds (as fresh as a powerpoint presentation) to the press:

“We’ve always had a challenging environment in the Senate with regard to the confirmation of executive branch appointments. This administration’s been treated about the same as the previous administrations in terms of the pace of confirmations.”

Yes, challenges! That’s the new word for we are asshats.

And when there are asshats, there are people who are annoyed with said asshats. Hence, the screengrab I share with you, my gentle reader, sent to me by an animal-loving peaceful person who was finally driven to speak up, as her founders and Sarah Palin urge!

Mitch McConnell Gets Country to Express Themselves!

Mitch McConnell Gets Country to Express Themselves!

Thus, has Mitchy finally done some good for the country. He has brought normally pleasant people to their knees in frustration until they can only do as Madonna advices, and Express Themselves! All hail Mitchy for inspiring emails the country wide.

The Founders would be so proud.

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SHAME, SHAME, SHAME on You, W! Musical Vent Wednesday

The HBO series “Treme” had a great song on the other night: Shame, Shame, Shame W! It captured my heart, and I knew it would yours:-)

Treme Shame on You W

Treme Shame on You W

And of this war W led us into based upon a lie, it’s quote-a-palooza Wednesday:

“One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.”

—George Orwell

“If it’s natural to kill, why do men have to go into training to learn to do it?”

—Joan Baez

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in a final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed—those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending its money alone—it is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.”

—Dwight Eisenhower

“The lowest standards of ethics of which a right-thinking man can possibly conceive is taught to the common soldier whose trade is to shoot his fellow men. In youth he may have learned the command, ‘Thou shalt not kill,’ but the ruler takes the boy just as he enters manhood and teaches him that his highest duty is to shoot a bullet through his neighbor’s heart — and this, unmoved by passion or feeling or hatred, and without the least regard to right or wrong, but simply because his ruler gives the word.”

—Clarence Darrow

Shame on you, W. Shame on the people behind you, shame on the country that elected you and allowed themselves to be silenced by McCarthy-esque accusations of not being patriots, shame on you.

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Don’t Drunk Dial Freedom Works!

For the love of God, people, stop drunk dialing the astroturfing plastic Jesus at Freedom Works! You are NEVER going to get off the teat of Big Government if you keep harassing the lobbyists like this!

Do Not Drunk Dial Freedom Works!

Do Not Drunk Dial Freedom Works!

Just look at the Geico guy! Fox and Freedom Works stuck it to him like good Fascists would and now he’s out of a job just for speaking his mind. This kind of payback is what the Right calls “Blowback” or “pushback” for your opinion – it’s the New 1st Amendment, according to the Right and drafted by Mrs Sarah I quit Palin. It’s all about mafia rule, basically. So, just don’t disagree with the Corporate Monsters. You silly patriot!

So when you’re drinking that whinetini tonight and thinking about how you got screwed by Drill Baby Drill because you thought the oil stayed here, you really did, that’s what they told ya’ at the Ministry of Truth (Fox News), just remember…

DO NOT DRUNK DIAL FREEDOM WORKS!

1-888-564-6273

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Republican Hypocrite Souder on Video with his Mistress Preaching Abstinence Only

Republican Rep Caught Having Affair on Video with his Mistress Preaching Abstinence Only

Republican Souder and His Mistress get all morally superior on tape

Republican Souder and His Mistress get all morally superior on tape

Listening to the outright hubris of these two who are having sex with one another while they peer smugly down their noses at Democrats for not wanting to “teach morality” is vomit-inducing. Watch the video as the Republicans who too often associate themselves with God get introduced to the reality of their failed divinity and moral authority.

If you thought the hypocrisy of the Family Values Republicans like Argentinian Trail Hiking Sanford swinging at C-Street was disgusting, check this out. Here is Rep Souder (R-IN)–an evangelical Christian who has championed family values and traditional marriage– being interviewed by the woman he has been having an affair with, while smugly calling out Democrats for their failure to legislate morality (not a truly conservative value, FYI) over their insistence that Abstinence Only does not work — this has been proven by….Bristol Palin as well as those loathsome “supposed” scientists conducting research for the high-minded fact-lovin’ freaks on the left.

Rep Souder spends the entire video mocking Democrats for not wanting to “teach morality” and talking about how “offended” he was by the kids who spoke up re the failure of abstinence only. Mock and awe, baby! Just who is fit to teach morality, Representative Souder? And just what would you say to a man who can not abstain from extra-marital sex preaching abstinence only to teenagers?????

“How is it different when a conservative is in charge of Congress? When I was in chairman of the committee, we did abstinence programs to make them work!” He asks scornfully, looking down his morally -superior “family values” nose at Democratic Chairman Henry Waxman (D-CA), who offended the great Republican by asking how effective abstinence only is.

His willing mistress (glass ceiling-shattterer, no doubt!) titters obligingly at the congressman’s great wit, murmuring “Of course!” with assumed superiority, shaking her head at those horrid Democrats who clearly have NO morality. Yes, indeed, Representative Souder. Tell us all about it. I’ll tell you one thing that doesn’t happen, though. Democrats are not preaching family values and abstinence only from the bedsides of their hypocrisy or whilst being interviewed by the latest female victim of their overbearing false pride and hypocrisy.

Meanwhile Clown Souder fails to connect the dots that abstinence programs only just recently got federal funding…one wonders what the great W Christian conservative was doing all those years….but back to how great Republicans are…

Waiting for his mistress’ abortion to come out next….

H/T to The Political Carnival for the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_DJwjkU8cI&feature=player_embedded#!

Really, congressman? Really?!

Oh, an update: the woman he was having affair with was ALSO married and a guest host on a Christian radio station. Nice.

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Important to Read and Share: IMAGINE IF THE TEA PARTY WAS BLACK

IMAGINE IF THE TEA PARTY WAS BLACK

by Tim Wise

Let’s play a game, shall we? The name of the game is called “Imagine.” The way it’s played is simple: we’ll envision recent happenings in the news, but then change them up a bit. Instead of envisioning white people as the main actors in the scenes we’ll conjure – the ones who are driving the action – we’ll envision black folks or other people of color instead. The object of the game is to imagine the public reaction to the events or incidents, if the main actors were of color, rather than white. Whoever gains the most insight into the workings of race in America, at the end of the game, wins.

So let’s begin.

Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government? Would these protester — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic? What if they were Arab-Americans? Because, after all, that’s what happened recently when white gun enthusiasts descended upon the nation’s capital, arms in hand, and verbally announced their readiness to make war on the country’s political leaders if the need arose.

Imagine that white members of Congress, while walking to work, were surrounded by thousands of angry black people, one of whom proceeded to spit on one of those congressmen for not voting the way the black demonstrators desired. Would the protesters be seen as merely patriotic Americans voicing their opinions, or as an angry, potentially violent, and even insurrectionary mob? After all, this is what white Tea Party protesters did recently in Washington.

Imagine that a rap artist were to say, in reference to a white president: “He’s a piece of shit and I told him to suck on my machine gun.” Because that’s what rocker Ted Nugent said recently about President Obama.

Imagine that a prominent mainstream black political commentator had long employed an overt bigot as Executive Director of his organization, and that this bigot regularly participated in black separatist conferences, and once assaulted a white person while calling them by a racial slur. When that prominent black commentator and his sister — who also works for the organization — defended the bigot as a good guy who was misunderstood and “going through a tough time in his life” would anyone accept their excuse-making? Would that commentator still have a place on a mainstream network? Because that’s what happened in the real world, when Pat Buchanan employed as Executive Director of his group, America’s Cause, a blatant racist who did all these things, or at least their white equivalents: attending white separatist conferences and attacking a black woman while calling her the n-word.

Imagine that a black radio host were to suggest that the only way to get promoted in the administration of a white president is by “hating black people,” or that a prominent white person had only endorsed a white presidential candidate as an act of racial bonding, or blamed a white president for a fight on a school bus in which a black kid was jumped by two white kids, or said that he wouldn’t want to kill all conservatives, but rather, would like to leave just enough—“living fossils” as he called them—“so we will never forget what these people stood for.” After all, these are things that Rush Limbaugh has said, about Barack Obama’s administration, Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama, a fight on a school bus in Belleville, Illinois in which two black kids beat up a white kid, and about liberals, generally.

Imagine that a black pastor, formerly a member of the U.S. military, were to declare, as part of his opposition to a white president’s policies, that he was ready to “suit up, get my gun, go to Washington, and do what they trained me to do.” This is, after all, what Pastor Stan Craig said recently at a Tea Party rally in Greenville, South Carolina.

Imagine a black radio talk show host gleefully predicting a revolution by people of color if the government continues to be dominated by the rich white men who have been “destroying” the country, or if said radio personality were to call Christians or Jews non-humans, or say that when it came to conservatives, the best solution would be to “hang ‘em high.” And what would happen to any congressional representative who praised that commentator for “speaking common sense” and likened his hate talk to “American values?” After all, those are among the things said by radio host and best-selling author Michael Savage, predicting white revolution in the face of multiculturalism, or said by Savage about Muslims and liberals, respectively. And it was Congressman Culbertson, from Texas, who praised Savage in that way, despite his hateful rhetoric.

Imagine a black political commentator suggesting that the only thing the guy who flew his plane into the Austin, Texas IRS building did wrong was not blowing up Fox News instead. This is, after all, what Anne Coulter said about Tim McVeigh, when she noted that his only mistake was not blowing up the New York Times.

Imagine that a popular black liberal website posted comments about the daughter of a white president, calling her “typical redneck trash,” or a “whore” whose mother entertains her by “making monkey sounds.” After all that’s comparable to what conservatives posted about Malia Obama on freerepublic.com last year, when they referred to her as “ghetto trash.”
Imagine that black protesters at a large political rally were walking around with signs calling for the lynching of their congressional enemies. Because that’s what white conservatives did last year, in reference to Democratic party leaders in Congress.

In other words, imagine that even one-third of the anger and vitriol currently being hurled at President Obama, by folks who are almost exclusively white, were being aimed, instead, at a white president, by people of color. How many whites viewing the anger, the hatred, the contempt for that white president would then wax eloquent about free speech, and the glories of democracy? And how many would be calling for further crackdowns on thuggish behavior, and investigations into the radical agendas of those same people of color?

To ask any of these questions is to answer them. Protest is only seen as fundamentally American when those who have long had the luxury of seeing themselves as prototypically American engage in it. When the dangerous and dark “other” does so, however, it isn’t viewed as normal or natural, let alone patriotic. Which is why Rush Limbaugh could say, this past week, that the Tea Parties are the first time since the Civil War that ordinary, common Americans stood up for their rights: a statement that erases the normalcy and “American-ness” of blacks in the civil rights struggle, not to mention women in the fight for suffrage and equality, working people in the fight for better working conditions, and LGBT folks as they struggle to be treated as full and equal human beings.

And this, my friends, is what white privilege is all about. The ability to threaten others, to engage in violent and incendiary rhetoric without consequence, to be viewed as patriotic and normal no matter what you do, and never to be feared and despised as people of color would be, if they tried to get away with half the shit we do, on a daily basis.
Game Over.

Tim Wise is among the most prominent anti-racist writers and activists in the U.S. Wise has spoken in 48 states, on over 400 college campuses, and to community groups around the nation. Wise has provided anti-racism training to teachers nationwide, and has trained physicians and medical industry professionals on how to combat racial inequities in health care. His latest book is called Between Barack and a Hard Place.

h/t Palingates

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How the Republicans Lost PA 12

Republicans watched their dream of “taking back the country” die tonight in the special election in PA-12 when Democrat Mark Critz won. McCain carried this district in 2008, so the Republicans had Big Dreams. The race attracted national attention as a predictor of the fall 2010 races.

How to LOSE an Election

How to LOSE an Election

If you wonder how the Republicans lost PA12, just watch this horrible ad where they bash healthcare, Pelosi, Obama, liberals…..See, not everyone hates liberals or Obama or Pelosi or healthcare.

The Republicans were sure they were going to “take back the country” this year, starting with this race. I guess Real Americans thought otherwise.

Now, before you can cue Glenda, here come the Tin Foil hat-wearing losers (aka; the Right) with their sad conspiracy theories, wherein anything makes sense except for reality. Because once again, they LOST.

The truth hurts. SUCK IT. Bring on 2010!

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The Left is Scared of God ‘n Country: Thoughts from a Conservative (Parody, not Oxymoron)

The Left is Scared of God and Country: Thoughts from a Conservative (Parody, not Oxymoron)

Those mealy mouthed libertards who bash Sarah Palin are just scared of her. Scared because she represents God and Country as only a power-seeking secessionist could. They don’t understand liberty or George Washington like we do because George Soros has ‘em all brain-washed with Acorns.

Freedom lovin' secessionist

Freedom lovin' secessionist

Just look at her! I’ve found that I don’t need to read books really cause everything I ever needed to know I learned by lookin’. She makes America proud holding that gun and showing us what the Good Lord gave her. That’s a real woman there.

It’s like when I look at Sarah Palin, I SEE God! And he’s wrapped in the flag. Add a gun and it’s like everything worth killing for in one gal. It makes me want to send her all of my money. My kids don’t mind eating cheese whiz for dinner twice a week. Everyone knows cheese is full of pro-teen.

Speeking of teens, the libertards hate God. They want him out of the constitushun! Next thing you know, they’re going to have God thrown out of the bedroom, and you know where that is going to lead this country—straight to hell! Can you say unwed mothers? This is why I hate liberals. Unwed mothers are sluts to be shunned and spit upon unless they’re Sarah Palin’s daughters.

Look at her daughter! She’s not whining for a handout! No siree. She’s pulling herself up by her own boot straps and living high on the hog in an awesome condo and has a brand new Escalade (DRILL BABY DRILL!). Those scary lookin’ immigrant single mothers and Hollywood elite sluts could learn a thing or two from Bristol Palin.

When you go to vote this fall, just ask yourself what you believe in before you pull the lever. Remember, it’s all about your feelings. Facts are book learnin’ are for heathens. So just ask your gut like W did. And your gut will tell you that Jesus loves Sarah Palin. Not only should you vote for her, but also for anyone she endorses (hello Nikki Haley and Carly Fiorina! More mamma grizzlies! The new feminism!). And send them money because the evil media are attacking God every time they ask Sarah what she reads. It’s almost as if she is God, you know? ‘Cept of course, God is a man. Duh. As if.

And don’t forget to vote for Clint Diggler and Elle Bachmann who’s farm subsidies are really not big government handouts like the libertards say. Diggler explains this all on his website for goodness sake! “Yes, as a farmer I have been a recipient of monies from FSA programs. However, my past participation does not preclude my belief it is time to end the government farm subsidy program; ” Hello, libertards! He took the money and now he doesn’t want anyone to suffer like he did! Why can’t you understand that he’s a fiscal conservative! He’s a CONSERVATIVE you degenerite hyppie!

When the money goes to conservative teabaggers, it automatically is sanctioned by Jesus. Jesus wants Republicans to have all of the government money, because only Republicans can spend it all in time to ruin the evil big government and bankrupt the country and finally stop feedin those illegals so we can finally bring Jesus back and have the End Times. Jesus really hates them illegals.

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid Liberals are.

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